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Evark
My lexica exude confidence like cartels' Mexicans dispute dominance while this rhyme's ever-increasing prominence brings sick-flow and I to concomitance.

Age 37, Male

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UMass Amherst

Boston, MA

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Posted by Evark - February 12th, 2011


Valentine's day is soon. Life is good for me. I like the song I embedded.

What's more, it's so easy to play! Another week (if my ring finger puts up with it) and I'll have it down enough to perform it. Too bad I didn't find it like, 3 weeks ago.

EDIT: http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen /399383

This is false success, thanks to the magic of editing, my horrible hesitation shifting chords doesn't matter. I'll have it soon though.


Posted by Evark - December 25th, 2010


You can't make a blank news post.


Posted by Evark - October 10th, 2010


Cider donuts from Russel's Orchard are the best there are. At LEAST in New England, but probably on earth.

If you are ever near Ipswich, MA... find and visit Russel's orchard. September and October are the best times to go, because that's when apple harvesting is at its peak (and the best apple varieties reach fruition).


Posted by Evark - July 26th, 2010


What do you all do for summer where you're from. I've had a fun summer so far:

- Working 35-40 hour weeks approximately 9-5 M-F
- Spent much time at the beach
- Took a 9 day vacation to Nantucket
---> Where I biked 75+ miles
---> Saw a bunch of cool scenery
---> Kayaked across the harbor to an uninhabited wildlife refuge
- Met up with some NG regulars, including SevenSeize, Stafffighter, and aviewaskewed in Boston
- I do the gardening here at the house, and things that I've planted years ago are starting to take shape
- Drinking with friends
- Cookouts


Posted by Evark - May 29th, 2010


... or THE new post because I am level 46?


Posted by Evark - April 1st, 2010


Kevin Bacon's lexica exude confidence like cartels' Mexicans dispute dominance while this rhyme's ever-increasing prominence brings sick-flow and Kevin Bacon to concomitance.


Posted by Evark - March 17th, 2010


Happy Saint Patrick's Day!


Posted by Evark - February 8th, 2010


Take Me Home, Country Roads

What'd'y'all think?

Edit: uploaded it to the Audio Portal. Fiven plz

Edit: I like this photo of me. It now resides here in my profile.

... and yet more singing still


Posted by Evark - January 17th, 2010


Doesn't Remind Me, I just covered the song by Audioslave.

Comments? I didn't have the patience to make multiple attempts, so there're several stupid errors while I'm playing/singing/forgetting lyrics, etc. Also I'm pretty sure I raped the bridge.

Edit: used Audacity to remove the static. And it didn't fuck anything else up, sweet.


Posted by Evark - December 25th, 2009


Have a Merry Christmas. I just slaved over my sig for 20 minutes or so to beautify and Christmasify it. Enjoy!

Side note: I was originally planning to sing some Christmas carols and upload them to share... buuut, thanks to this illness I've had this week it's simply not possible.

Edit: LOL, spelled 'Christmas' wrong in my sig.