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    My lexica exude confidence like cartels' Mexicans dispute dominance while this rhyme's ever-increasing prominence brings sick-flow and I to concomitance.

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    May your milieu grow to ubiquity

    Posted by Evark - March 20th, 2009

    Little do you guys know that dictionary.com pays me to post here.

    Uh... anyway. I was bored so I recorded one of my favorite Something Corporate songs. The real version, which doesn't have my shitty squawking, is by SOMETHING CORPORATE, not any of that Jack's Mannequin bullshit that I can only seem to find on youtube. It's called "She Paints me Blue."

    Oh, and since I'm apparently dedicating this update purely to music-related nonsense, I CAN PLAY GUITAR NOW! Not well by any stretch, but I have an effective pacing and command of every open position chord. Next step: unlearn my fingers' stupidity with barre chords while continuing to improve my strumming. After that: add my singing into the mix and become the bane of everyone's existence by being yet another mediocre guitar covering college kid.

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    Update: I liked those patterned pointy things in my signature, so I went and made something over the top for my banner with 'em. First person to post the quote wins nothing.

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    Steven-Polley

    WHAT TEH FUCK IS THIS SHIT? External links?! oh wait... SUBMIT STUFF TO THE PORTAL THEN?!?

    Evark

    I'm not submitting to the Audio Portal unless I have a polished, original piece to offer complete with music to rape with my vocals.

    Well... ok maybe I will. Later though. When you least suspect.

    Wrinkles

    Secks nao?

    Evark

    WHAT KIND OF GIRL DO YOU THINK I AM!?

    WavyGravy

    This is likely our first encounter so, I'll like to extend my greetings to you. Aloha Evark! I'm actually partial to hyperdictionary.com but I can dig your sponsorship. :-) There's nothing quite like a extended vocabulary and i see it has served you well.

    Good luck on stepping up on an guitar strumming routine. (sweet sigpic btw)

    Evark

    Uh, thanks. And howdy.

    jakenator85

    contest at my hizow. wanna win a badge? then visit my user page. (only if you want to)

    Evark

    Can't enter that contest
    'cause your badge's a steal
    Yea, I'm clearly the
    online rap king f'real.

    jakenator85

    what do you mean by "a steal"? also, if you think your so tough, why dont you just try? are you afraid you gon' lose?

    jakenator85

    o wait....i just realized that was a rap....that was......so so

    jakenator85

    i left a new BBS post btw...

    Evark

    It was stupid. : (

    jakenator85

    i know, i was bored, and saw that on family guy...and in real life, all the time

    jakenator85

    wait, do you really mean that!? waaaahhhhhhh jk

    jakenator85

    Milieu is the French word for environment.

    Milieu is the French word for Organized Crime

    Milieu may refer to:

    Social environment
    Milieu (literature), in literature and sociology the cultural environment that an individual lives in
    Milieu (chemistry), in chemistry and biology the surplus or shortage of electrons in a solution, for example, base or acid
    Milieu Therapy, a form of psychiatric therapy for children.
    The Sentient Milieu, a cooperative group of species from the Star Control fictional universe.
    The Galactic Milieu Series, a science fiction series by Julian May.
    Milieu (Musician), the electronic musician
    :P

    jakenator85

    Ubiquity may refer to:

    Ubiquity (ability), the ability to be present in every place
    Ubiquity (software), a simple graphical live CD installer
    Ubiquity Records, an American music label
    Ubiquity (Firefox), an experimental extension for the Firefox browser
    :P

    Evark

    May your environment grow to ever-presence.

    jakenator85

    thank you, cuz ima gummy bear gummy bear

    Steven-Polley

    Ok yayaya... Do it soon though. Because the Audio Portal is suuuuuch a good place to submit your music.

    Evark

    DON'T RUSH ME.

    Anyway, like I said, I don't have any music.

    jakenator85

    another BBS post!

    Evark

    I don't keep a userpage for updates on your menial NG existence, brah.

    Wrinkles

    If you were going to learn an instrument, it should have been something that fits your personality.

    Like a flute.

    Evark

    I have no interest in instruments that are dwarfed by my genitals.

    Good to know you're thinking about my fingers and lips on a woodwind.

    SupraAddict

    Nice dance.

    Evark

    Thanks.

    DrSevenSeizeMD

    That hurts my eyes. :-(

    Evark

    : (

    Sensationalism

    Fuck dictionary.com. m-w.com is waay better. :P

    Next time do this song:
    <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tEcZSGUv_ng">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tEcZSG Uv_ng</a>

    That's a request.

    Evark

    Gotta go with the domain that nabbed the corresponding English word. That song... odd. I'll give it another listen later. As it is, I have to comply with 7Cs's request that I replace a lyric with 'velociraptor' in a cover.

    Sensationalism

    Oh also, I noticed your banner as soon as I came all over your page loll. Seriously though, like it!!

    Evark

    Hah! Thanks.

    DrSevenSeizeMD

    I like your pointy things Evan.

    Evark

    Aww, so it was my singing that hurt your eyes. D :

    lawlTHANKS!

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