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Evark
My lexica exude confidence like cartels' Mexicans dispute dominance while this rhyme's ever-increasing prominence brings sick-flow and I to concomitance.

Age 37, Male

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UMass Amherst

Boston, MA

Joined on 10/22/03

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No, your singing makes my clothes fall off, remember?

I get that a lot.

Mmmm yeah, no, Yeah it's not working for me : (

Could you be more vague?

Not bad singing, sir. If you want any tips with guitar, let me know. Don't judge me by my Newgrounds uploads, I haven't put anything up in ages.

Hey I can respond to comments now!

Thanks, I've got a pretty good handle on researching proper technique and the like. I think my major hurdle right now is comfort with barre chords. I can't shift from an open-position chord to a barre... which may or may not be because I'm most comfortable with a really poor thumb placement for the open-position chords.

I doubt you know every open chord.

There are many, many different ones. Like, can you play a G minor 11?

Hey, I can't,

I just started playing 6 months ago, basically. But, the problem isn't ability to PLAY the notes, it's the ability to shift comfortably and correctly between any note to any note. I have a great theory book that explains how every chord is named, so I'm kinda working my way from beginner toward expert play-wise, and then backwards from expert to beginner theory-wise.

I THINK I can play what you're talking about, but I was referring to the COMMON open position chords (G, C, A, D, E, F, and all the minors, sus, dom, etc. therein). If my fingers are in the first four frets and not a barre, I can get there and play it comfortably.

Fancy spikes you got thar.
:)

28 replies deep, and nobody's posted the quote.

Don't spend those 10,000 posts all in one place.

I've hit the 'post it' button much more than that.

I thoroughly enjoy the ban message you gave me. LOL'd real fucking hard.

Ha ha. Thought you'd like that.

I have to believe in a world outside my own mind. We all need mirrors to remind ourselves who we are. I'm no different.

Memento sucked.

You win nothing!

I hate THEJamoke because he knows everything.

He wouldn't be <em>THE</em>Jamoke if he didn't. He'd just be AJamoke.

Shit. I should've changed my name to THEJake so I could've been that much cooler. :/

I dunno. There's probably lotsa Jakes around.

You want some of my Imagination?

Only if you can spare it. I'll keep it in this jar. On my desk.

Have all you want.

Oh, I don't know. What can you spare?

Watch was hanging out on the forums just wasting time. Evark was there doing his moderation thing that he always does.

Then a little noob came along. He started talking crap and posting shit threads.

Watch Flammed the hell out of the N00b and Evark didn't like it.

Evark wielded his almighty banstick the glows in the dark and that all moderators have specially made by a guy that lives in Kenya that speaks a language only the moderators on Newgrounds know.

Watch begged for forgiveness from the mod. With the puppy dog eyes and sad look on his face.

Then Evark gave Watch a 30 day ban. Evark laughed hard that night as he went to sleep. but the rage burned in Watch's heart.

Watch was furious and counted the days on the calendar as he planed. He passed the time by making sigs and banners. But he planned...

The almighty Flag took his ban, but it was soon over. After weeks of waiting he was back. He was ready.

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