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Evark
My lexica exude confidence like cartels' Mexicans dispute dominance while this rhyme's ever-increasing prominence brings sick-flow and I to concomitance.

Age 37, Male

Real world

UMass Amherst

Boston, MA

Joined on 10/22/03

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WATCHurFLAG

Watch's plan was simple. Get Evark where he wanted him. He was going to take Evarks down. Watch rallied the users against Evark and all the Mods. Of course the Mods stuck together like glue. The users remained firm. Then wade came up with a bargin. He would moderate the moderators. The users agreed. However the whole thing was staged. Another one of Wades jokes. He did nothing and the mods punished the users for their acts of wrongdoing worse then they ever had.

WATCHurFLAG

Users were afraid. They wandered Newgrounds with a hopelessness feeling. "Will order be restored one day." some thought. Than that day came. Even being the harsh mod he was Evark had good in him. Evark was really a fair mod and was really good. Instead of Banning horribly during this time he started to mod well. When Evark banned someone he had a reasons. Other mods followed in the great footsteps of Evark. The golden age of mod had begun. Thanks to Evark. Watch really never got his revenge, but he learned that mods are fair. Evark was no exception.

/story

WATCHurFLAG

You want more imagination?

Evark

I think you've done enough already.

tigerkitty

Aren't you supposed to go through this phase when you're about 16? :P

Evark

Which phase is that?

tigerkitty

The learning guitar, growing your hair out, listen to my rad voice phase.

I'm only teasing, don't worry. I think it's great you're adding to the "cool things I can do" selection. Always good talents to have at parties and for general entertainment of self and others.

Evark

Hah, yea the guitar playing is definitely only for me at this point. Gotta be honest and say that the hair growing thing is really just laziness. When it hits unacceptably unruly I get it cut.

I like to keep active when it comes to hobbies. The expression "jack of all trades, master of none" comes to mind.

Tancrisism

I would recommend learning this song:

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZiA1XBXAE6U">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZiA1XB XAE6U</a>

It will take a long fucking time (it took me about three weeks to learn about two years ago, and it took me about 6 months to a year to master) but it teaches you so much about the guitar.

Evark

That's some talent.

I couldn't play that on my guitar, it's nylon strung and the neck's slightly warped so the string height makes hammer ons and pull offs tough, not to mention the harmonics being a little off. All that aside, I am still having trouble transitioning with barres. Can't quite play a lot of "easy" music I'm looking at right now, though I'll keep that song in mind.

Spilda-Bongwata

I came.

Evark

As anyone who's learned the most important lesson of Forest Gump will tell you: always have clean socks to spare.

Doomsday-One

By the time you read this, you'll probably have 10k posts.
Happy birthday! Or whatever you call it.
Enjoy your new mythical forum =)

Evark

Don't hold your breath for that 10k to kick over.

KrevZabijak

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WHERES MY CHECK BITCH. I ALSO ACCEPT PAYPAL.
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