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My lexica exude confidence like cartels' Mexicans dispute dominance while this rhyme's ever-increasing prominence brings sick-flow and I to concomitance.

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Bron Yr Aur Classical Song
Lost Cause (Beck cover) General Rock Song
April Come She Will Pop Song
What You Want(TDCC Cover) Pop Song

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Life Update

2015-05-03 17:30:08 by Evark

I haven't posted an update since I left for school. Here's my life update:

- Pico Day at NG was great last weekend. I met a ton of great new people and it was awesome to see a bunch of old friends.

- I'm graduating with my Bachelor's degree in a week. This has been a long time coming.

- May 19, I leave to cross-country road trip and assist a friend with her move to Colorado. If you're in Ithaca, Niagra Falls, Toronto, Cleveland, St. Louis, Kansas City, or Denver: get at me and let's chill while I'm there.

- I don't know what I'm going to do after I graduate. Job hunt is gonna pick up pretty seriously this week. I MAY get hired by my University to do a full-time version of what I do for work right now, but that is very much up in the air.

- Newgrounds on the iPhone really sucks for writing up these posts. Hitting 'return' puts in the line break character, but also sticks your cursor at the start of the text box.

Recent Game Medals

First kill 5 Points first Kill Medal Stats.
SHOW CONTESTANT 50 Points 10000 clicks. Medal Stats.
JuiceyKisses 25 Points Use magic as the final blow on the boss. Medal Stats.
YouWin 25 Points You Win. Medal Stats.
MaryPoppinz 50 Points Consecutively hit boss with your air spin attack 6 times. Medal Stats.
Systems Analyst 25 Points Complete first 9 levels. Medal Stats.
Key Puncher 25 Points Complete first 5 levels. Medal Stats.
The Boy 10 Points Dispense of the boy. Medal Stats.
Gojira 10 Points Make a new friend! Medal Stats.
Patience 5 Points Sit through the long-ass intro. Medal Stats.

Total Medals Earned: 32 (From 7 different games.)