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Evark

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Christmas

Posted by Evark - December 24th, 2007

Merry Christmas. I don't care what religion you are, who you worship, what you celebrate, who your family is, what your skin color is, or otherwise anything about you.

When I say, "Merry Christmas," I'm indicating that I hope you will have a great day on your own personal 25th of December. It's the day I hold special for having celebrated Christmas my entire life, and as such I hope that your merriment rivals mine on that day, for the spirit of Christmas is giving and I'm happy to share my joy.

So yea. May your drinks hit you swiftly, your women hit you softly, and your wreckless disregard for proper eating minimally impact your health. Cheers.

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Addict 2007-12-24 19:58:10

Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year. I hope you have the Christmas of your liff and god bless ya :3

Evark 2007-12-24 19:58:10

Thanks man. I hope yours was equally awesome as you wished mine to be, despite a decided lacklusterness on this side of things.

Malachy 2007-12-26 00:05:10

slut

Evark 2007-12-26 00:05:10

... I absolutely cannot believe there's a fucking response length limit. THIS IS MY BLOG, NG, MINE! I'll make my responses as short as two characters as often as I fucking please. >: (

ZJ 2007-12-26 19:44:34

thanks for puttin' the haters in their place. merry christmas!

Evark 2007-12-26 19:44:34

I try my best. Ditto, yo.

Gateau 2007-12-27 20:33:34

I hate it how nowadays people are getting so politically correct over everything. First it starts out with the Fat Santa thing... Mothers actually think a fat Santa Clause will influence their children to eat poorly and be obese; they had actually changed the cookie monster to the Veggie monster also in this case.

Now women activists petition against the 'ho ho ho' phrase that Santa Clause spits out generally because it sounds like a demeaning word for a woman. I don't know about you but if I turned around and saw a skinny Santa Clause saying 'ha ha ha', I wouldn't expect more than a pedophile.

But it all sums down to the commerce of the holiday and how the media and commercial advertising spills out to make everything so general. 5 years ago there wasn't an issue saying 'Merry Christmas' on the television, now you will hardly even find the word 'Christmas' being used, even in the context of a Christmas song... I really don't think a Jewish person is going to cry about a commercial saying 'Merry Christmas'.

Evark 2007-12-27 20:33:34

Preach it' brutha'. People are so fucking worried about what someone else is going to think of them that they stop being themselves. What the fuck kind of life is that? Be the good person everyone should assume you are and there's nothing to worry about.

That's how I live, anyway.

DrSevenSeizeMD 2007-12-28 00:52:23

DAMN STRAIGHT.

Come have eggnog and rum with me Evan.

Evark 2007-12-28 00:52:23

Come to this year's mod meet. Don't bring eggnog though, that shit's seasonal and would be nasty come June.

Note to self: take shot of rum with Seven next mod meet.

DrSevenSeizeMD 2007-12-28 01:21:22

Note to self:
Bring extra rum to meet. Sit next to Evark.

:-D

Evark 2007-12-28 01:21:22

Note to self: protect anus.

: b

DrSevenSeizeMD 2007-12-28 02:33:40

Like I would do anything questionable to you!

Who told you????

Evark 2007-12-28 02:33:40

It's assumed. I mean, c'mon. We're all internet weirdos here. ; )

Cyberdevil 2007-12-29 13:14:12

Merry Christmas :P

Evark 2007-12-29 13:14:12

You as well.

DrSevenSeizeMD 2007-12-29 22:43:54

yay internet weirdos!!!

I want a T shirt, and thats all I want it to say on the front, "internet" and on the back "weirdos".

Like the A Team but with IE and FireFox.

I forgot what the heck I'm talking about.

Im gonna go get a pepsi.

Evark 2007-12-29 22:43:54

Ew, cola.

Machrtin 2007-12-30 11:06:35

you stole my haircut. eat meatballs.

idiot-buster 2008-01-05 19:52:03

hav a happy 2008 hope ya do well

Saturday 2008-01-05 23:04:30

Dude. I cant keep up with your facial hair/head hair/etc.

Thank god Christ died. if not, i'd have to go to school an extra few weeks...and that would be painful.

Evark 2008-01-05 23:04:30

Ha ha. It's not even the same from that picture, which was taken a mere three months ago.

Get a cellphone already. : /

Onett 2008-01-05 23:26:50

Am i still a immature pissant to you?

Evark 2008-01-05 23:26:50

Dunno, but you don't make your articles agree with your adjectives, which is certainly worthy or ridicule.

Christmas

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