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Evark
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Wierdo

Posted by Evark - August 12th, 2009


So I'm driving down the highway and I notice this old hearse get on off an on-ramp. I get up closer before he hits highway speeds and see this rather large bumper sticker in the back window: "Got Bodies?" Closer still, and I can read the license plate. It's an antique plate with green lettering, saying "LSTRYD."

Unfortunately, I couldn't take a picture and apparently nobody else on the google has thought to take a picture either (indexable by the search engine, anyway). But, I admit it got me to smile wryly and shake my head. Who the fuck buys an antique hearse and takes such pride in having a cadaver-mobile?


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Sounds like a cool car to me.

Ok.

Knowing the types of people that are out there... this surprises you? I bet they couldn't believe their luck when the found that for sale somewhere. So macabre though...

I'unno... I tend to believe people are inherently good, reasonable, and well-intentioned. But yea, macabre for sure.

dude, you're not a mod anymore, nobody cares.

You're right, I'll just go ahead and stop having life experiences.

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No.

Haha, in some cultures that's the norm. They regard skeletons like we see Santa Claus.

If only I could remember which ones.... Stupid memory.

Also, how the hell do you manage to hold onto the idea that people are "inherently reasonable" after god-knows-how-many-years of moderating this place?

I was finishing my 4th year this November. I don't jade easily, that's how.

you saying no didnt make me feel any better. i got banned for 30 days both from reviews AND the BBS. Sanjay banned me from reviews, and idk who for BBS