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Evark
My lexica exude confidence like cartels' Mexicans dispute dominance while this rhyme's ever-increasing prominence brings sick-flow and I to concomitance.

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Gone fishin'

Posted by Evark - May 24th, 2009


BBL.

Alright: this terse entry is uncharacteristic of me. So I'll talk a little more life update jazz. Regarding 10k: I'll get there when I feel like it.

Anyway, I'm running a painting business through Collegiate Entrepreneurs (www.cepaint.com) as a "branch manager" in the company. That means that I'm responsible for marketing to source work, sourcing and hiring a crew of painters, maintaining a crew kit with all the painting essentials (three ladders (12', 24', 32'), several brushes, buncha rags, lotsa dropclothes, etc.), and produce the work this summer. I just reached and surpassed 20 thousand dollars in sales this past week, which means I became eligible and was promoted to "profit manager".

Essentially, I don't have to paint (though I can pay myself 15 dollars an hour when I do, and save myself money over paying my painters to do the work in addition to the profit I'll collect). I just work hard at selling more work and keeping my guys employed full-time. My friend who did this last year (and is now my boss this year) made 13 thousand dollars (fully tax free) last year. I'm looking to do a larger branch than the one he ran, so I'm hoping to make out with at the very least a similar amount of money. To give you an idea: I have 23,000 sold so far. If I produce all that at average profit (20%), I'll make roughly $4,600 this summer. Only JUST beats working a regular wage job for three months (I have to pay back 1k for the crew kit as well... so it's really 3.6k)

So needless to say, I'm really busy and I work pretty hard. I have to get up early in the morning to go buy all the necessary supplies for a job from the Sherwin Williams store 20 minutes away (they open at 7AM), then I've got to get everything to the job site by 8AM so I can have my crew being working. We'll typically do a 10 hour day, during which I usually have an estimate or two scheduled. If I were more organized and better at delegating tasks, I could easily make all my money this summer without physically performing a single task, save estimates on more potential jobs.

I'm kind of proud of my efforts here. I've been up and running now for just under two weeks (one payroll), and I expect that my first paycheck will be something like 300 bucks despite not working quite as much as I should have been.

My friend would say that last year he was practically hemorrhaging money all summer long. I'm starting to know the feeling and let me tell you: this fun-size version of the corporate world is quite delicious.


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*sniff* I'll miss you *sniff*

Aww. I'll bring back a souvenir.

lol rember chiefwhatman evark?

did you catch any fish? if so what were they?

Vaguely.

Psst: I'm not actually fishing. It's a metaphor.

Why have you stopped posting at 9,998 posts?

xD

I actually stopped at 9999, seems liljim's thread deletion script's been busy.

i've never gone fishing...

No more relaxing activity in the world. Especially here in a coastal town. Get your craft out far enough, chill with your 12-pack and a buddy while you wait for fish to catch.

Good luck.

Thanks.

You're making the fish late for things.
If you're catching and releasing that is.

Something like that.

I don't like sea food, I never liked eating something that could of spam "anywhere"
also
good luck on your 1,0000 post

I don't quite know what you're talking about... and why is it I need luck for hitting the post it button again?

hemorrhaging money would be a cool name for a band

Eh... I dunno. I don't think most bands that want to be taken seriously would carry a message that either indirectly or overtly conveys that they're only in it for the money.

You're my hero.

: )

I took a summer job as a painter once when I was in high school. My fat, learning-disabled, lazy boss paid me 5 hund/week. By the end of the summer, I pocketed around 6 grand, enough to buy my first rust-bucket car and a year's insurance. You should try the physical labor end of the spectrum and rake in some more dough.

Yea, if I paint (which I do actually), I'm basically paying myself 16 an hour to do so, though it really just is extra profit paid out at the end of my summer (hopefully tax-free, once I've got enough deductibles turned in).

I'm as lazy as the next guy, sure; but I've been having real labor problems. Everyone I hire seems to be some sort of dimwit dumbass who can't tell ass from elbow. I've got painters flaking out left and right, disappearing for a few days and then when I finally get a hold of them they're like "oh... yea... I'm not working for you anymore maaaaaaaaan." So then when I try to hire decent guys that actually left me with anything but a terrible taste in my mouth since the interview, they're all "sorry I found something better."

Don't even get me started on how guys'll be looking for 40 hours every week and then I have to be up their ass constantly to actually ensure they hit that. Ridiculous.

Oh, but EVERY post you make is special, Evark! :)

Just a little bit... special.

Please tell me you love Stephen Lynch as well.
If so.. you're my .. Superhero.
HA! HAHAH I MADE A FUNNY.

Especially Bob.

Hey, youre awesome. That is all.

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