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    My lexica exude confidence like cartels' Mexicans dispute dominance while this rhyme's ever-increasing prominence brings sick-flow and I to concomitance.

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    UMass Amherst

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    Posted by Evark - June 17th, 2008

    ... well, I guess a few things.
    - Picked up shifts at Domino's (yay income)
    - Meeting up with gumonShoe most likely this Friday. Barring unforeseen circumstances, that is.
    - Been running 5+ days a week since getting home from school. 3.2 miles on a daily basis is starting to do me good. Maybe by mid-August my body will be eligible to make a brief appearance on a public beach, before retiring into fall/winter/spring again.
    - Not attending the mod meet this year. It conflicts with prior plans. Which makes me : (
    - Stole the cookie from the cookie jar.

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    DrSevenSeizeMD

    Give me a cookie please sir.

    Evark

    Have two.

    Nillions

    The cookie jar now has no purpose if you have stolen the only cookie from it. Well done. >:(

    Evark

    Your parents have served their purpose by producing you. Why not kill them?

    Nillions

    Because I need them to feed me and iron my clothes.

    Evark

    *want

    LordZeebmork

    You broke the smiley. It's sad now.

    Wait, it always was.

    I'm really not funny today ffff

    Evark

    I considered editing the post to make it not break (it breaks on my browser as well) but then I used my mom's old Mac to check out mah paig and it looked just fine.

    And unfunny is always welcome on here. I am, after all, the original unfunny user. Though I doubt you'll run into anyone who remembers that.

    DrSevenSeizeMD

    Dear Evan,
    You are so awesome.
    Sincerely,
    Betty Crocker

    Evark

    NO U R. >; (

    Minkey2279

    congratulations, you won the raffle. *clapping from people who don't even care what is going on*

    Phalanx

    Congrats.

    WAaAzZAaA

    kudoss for the $100

    ZJ

    You cheated to get that 100 bucks, didn't you?

    Lost-Wisdom

    Congrats for winning the 100$. You earned it.

    YoinK

    congrats on winning $100

    gamerpeepinpa

    Congrats on the hundred bucks, lucky bastard >:'[

    Scalene

    WTF $100 RIGGED

    monkey

    finally, i found out who stole those cookies

    monkey576468 waz here.

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