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Evark
My lexica exude confidence like cartels' Mexicans dispute dominance while this rhyme's ever-increasing prominence brings sick-flow and I to concomitance.

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UMass Amherst

Boston, MA

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She's beautiful and wi-i-i-ild

Posted by Evark - May 15th, 2008


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I've been listening to this song NONSTOP. It's called "The Wonderful Future" by Our Lady Peace (Jordy is mentioned here for being the reason I'm into 'em) and is amazing. I discovered it existed about a week ago, and have listened to it dozens of times since. I listen to it a few times in a row before I sleep, throughout the day, several times in a row whenever I get in my car. I talk about it in blogs on the internet.

Also: I'm pretty much done with this semester at school. Summer's here, and now I can't even retain the excuse that my unemployment is related to school's workload. My life's been feeling incredibly monotonous lately. I'm frustrated with myself, my environment, and my belongings, and my acquaintances. Actually, this is the second time I'm typing up this blog update. The first time was erased when my laptop decided to shut itself off, as it's grown accustomed to not asking my permission to do so.

Basically: I need to get laid, and it's turning me into a cynical and cranky douche, which I don't like. But fucking random sluts is fail, and the decent women in my life seem to only come in few varieties:
- Sorry, I am in a relationship.
- Hey we're great friends and have been for a while.
- What's your roommate up to?
- False alarm, I'm a bitch.

What's this mean to you people? Nothing. In related news (related to me and my life, that is. Which is why you're here. To read about my life. Oh you're not? Well fuck off and die, plzkthx (jk, stay and respond so that I might be entertained by your comment)): I'll be lurking around the forums a lot more than I did previously. A LOT MORE. 100% lurk-to-post ratio for the next several months. Why? Because I feel like it. I'll still be here, just kinda backseating my participation.

This summer's plans include:
- Fitness
- Fun
- Frugality

... that's all I feel like writing. Maybe I'll update this later to include a poem for your perusal. Even though I know most of you will either ignore it, not get it, or post an old joke in a psuedo-facetious manner that's been done to death relating to it. See? That cynicism just creeps right in.

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Here's a poem for you guys to ignore/critique/whatever. I really like it.

A dialogue between an individual and his environment

Modern convenience of pen and paper,
Though apt to attract many an aper,
So allowing an insight inside-out
And leaving the context mostly to doubt;
Yet hoping to instill context in you,
The reader who otherwise would eschew
A perfect description's perfect setting

Of a twelve by ten, frustrating homestead
Over bright green hill, trees, and brick buildings instead--
Of a slowly wafting coffee's ascent
Toward the morning nostrils' cognizant scent--
Of an inquisitive bee at the screen
Trying to get in, and as it is seen
Persuading my exit. Most convincing.


Comments

FUCK YOU BITCH

Surely surly's uncalled for.

I will indeed read that all but first I must ask;

What part of MA is Gloucester? North, South, East, West, South-east, etc.

It's the eastern-most city north of boston. As Google Maps tells you every time you so inquire.

Ah.

I might have to visit you sometime then.

But it seems like a long ride. D:

Where're your where-abouts? I'd be willing to buy you a drink if you're of legal age. But I don't actually want to plan or commit to anything except a "yea we should do that sometime" sorta deal at this point.

You should move down south. There's an surplus of awesome girls here, srsly.

The surplus should move up north then, damnit.

Whatsup nm.

how do I emb videos.

i posted the link in the emb thing and it didn't work :(

You don't need the link, you need the "embed this video" code just to the right of the movie you're watching on youtube. I don't know where it's located for other sites, I hadn't even heard of the other places NG says it supports for embedding.

Biotch, it is too goddamn cold up there.

I'll get coffee. Though it's soon summer, it's beautiful up here this time of year.

... clearly you drink coffee, based on the 5AM post time of your comment.

MY whereabouts are south of Boston, but I probably won't meet soon.

It's quite suspicious for a kid to be walking around screaming, "EVARK, WHERE ARE YOU EVARK?"

Ha ha. Yea, you'd have a hard time finding me that way. : b Unless you ran into someone who personally knew me, because then 'Evark' would actually ring a bell with them.

you have gay hair.

just kidding, afros are fucking ace

I miss it. My hair hasn't been that way for nearly 6 months now. Thinking of shaving myself bald this summer. : o

I know how you feel. I'm feeling really useless now. I don't want to work in a shitty office wasting my summer only for money. I want to do something fun. How is the running on the beach coming? Any hopes of mine have been unfulfilled as laziness takes over. blegh.

Unstarted. I haven't quite moved back home yet.

Cynicism is a bitch man. I do agree that a steady supply of pussy would alleviate that situation. But since your bar is set so high you're fucked. I suggest lowering your standards. Just like the military does whenever we desperately need more soldiers. Except in this case you desperately need to release more soldiers. XD
Preferably between some bitches beef curtains because if jacking off were a viable alternative. Your situation would be much improved or non existant.
I'm sure

Awesome song btw.

I can't lower the bar. Lemme put it like this: it's like limbo. There're two pegs, and then there's the bar. My peg is pretty much permanently set, so adjusting the other peg would make the bar itself unstable and likely to fall off. Sure, it can take small deviations from the level, but not too far in either direction.

But yea. Glad you like the song.

all your poetry are belong to us

Someone set up us the rhyme.

You could fuck ONE slut, just to get it out of your system, and then when you're feeling good, set your standards up higher.

And then blame it on beer.

It's an idea, for sure.

MEAT!

You said it.

Here are my plans for the summer.
1. drinking
2. sleeping

Rinse and repeat.

Partyyy!

I just recently tried this Belgian beer Hoegaardin(sp?). Brewed with a hint of coriander and orange peels. Took getting used to, but by the end of the twelve pack I'd grown to enjoy it. Recommended.

My ban is finishing and I make dildos.

You should post this in your own blog. Y'know, where there's a chance somebody cares.

Sans 'fro Red Sox fan
A mod that bans locks deletes
His name is Evark

You look a lot like Seth Rogan

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