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Evark
My lexica exude confidence like cartels' Mexicans dispute dominance while this rhyme's ever-increasing prominence brings sick-flow and I to concomitance.

Age 37, Male

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UMass Amherst

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Update

Posted by Evark - March 27th, 2008


This French Roast coffee is delicious.

MTL meet was awesome.

I am the best ever.


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French Roast coffee is the freaking best. It's all I buy, and you can get it anywhere down here since half the folks are Cajun French.

I heard the meet went well, glad you guys had fun.

Yes, you are the best ever.

Yea, that stuff's delicious. Straight black for me. I drink it all the time when I'm home because my dad and mom are coffee lovers. My mom keeps a big jar full of some sort of Starbucks medium roast and my dad a huge jar of the strongest French Roast he can get. 'Round school though, it's difficult to get my hands on it. Only one Dining Common usually has it and it's actually got coffee in there about one out of every five attempts. So I'm usually settling for the borderline crap they toss in the huge coffee cauldrons.

I forget, are you coming to Philly this year? If I'm allowed to have an opinion, it's: yes you should.

You look like the afro guy from <a href="http://youtube.com/watch?v=ZsBfPhtSWl8">http://youtube.com/watch?v=ZsBfPhtSWl 8</a>

My picture's pretty old, and I confess that I have a pretty big adversion to ever visiting youtube. Basically, whenever anyone links me there, I just don't click the link, and if I can't have a conversation without having to watch whatever it was they were trying to show me, then the conversation doesn't happen.

Or in other words you couldn't be fucked to watch the damn video.

Pretty much. Don't take it personally though. Unless someone else is on the computer and they load it up and make me watch it I'm not going to.

:*(

Ha ha. Well, if you're gonna cry about it: fuck you and your fucking video.
>: (

lmao @ ^^^^^^

FOUND YOUR SHOES YET :D

<3

NO THANKS TO YOU BASTARDS.

Well, ok, I have to thank whoever found the one in the bathroom.

Why so angry? Forgot to comb your afro this morning?

I'm not angry. Just not sympathetic.

<3

PS: I cut my afro months ago. : (

Did you go to uni? Or at you at uni? (no sucking up or anything) but your freakin smart.

Yes, I do attend university. I'm a sophomore at UMass Amherst. And I'm not that successful in terms of academia. Though I'm flattered I impress you.

*are you at uni.

I meant to say do you go to Cambridge or something.

Ha ha, no, but I live near Cambridge. : b

*not

oooburn. : (

(sigh) *ment

I'm just confused now.

My mom said I'm allowed to pet you.

My mom said anyone with breasts like yours at your size has implants.

True story.

>=(

These are naturally grown thank you.

Somewhat related: I always hear Curt Kobain saying "mammories" instead of "memories" in that Nirvana song.

afro.

I can make inane observations, too.

Post a new picture then, for me?

<3

When I get around to it (ie: not for a while).

Remember the hair-dryer I loaned you? I need it back.

I'm lost. When did we physically establish contact?

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Ouch.

I like milk.

Also, I am the best ever. =D

One of your statements 100% contradicts the ideas put forth in my news post. Not to mention, you contradict SevenSeize's appraisal of the situation. So either you're right over two very intelligent naysayers, or you're wrong.

I have a comment competition on my user page.

Corky52 has been forever banned from curiosity when it comes to wondering what a user's page is like. ie: I'll never visit your userpage. Ever.

Eh, I'm not much of a coffee person, so I probably wouldn't like it. But I'll try it next time I go to DD.

Why would you try something if you're convinced you wouldn't like it. It seems to me that you'd be predisposed to accuracy when it comes to personal tastes. Try it only with an open mind, or not at all.

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