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Evark
My lexica exude confidence like cartels' Mexicans dispute dominance while this rhyme's ever-increasing prominence brings sick-flow and I to concomitance.

Age 38, Male

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UMass Amherst

Boston, MA

Joined on 10/22/03

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Comments

O RLY?

He doesn't like you. I don't like you either.
I'll be careful.
YOU'LL BE DEAD!

"Pinky thinks he links" was quite the tongue twister when I said this out loud to myself.

What does it mean? Does it mean anything?

: ) I liked that pinky part.

RE: Meaning? What do you think? I was commenting on how there's five senses and five fingers. In the same way our mind employs the senses our hand employs the fingers.

Really though, what do you think it means?

That's pretty cool Evark. Good job you fucker you.

Thanks man, I'm glad you like it.

Oh, I really like your afro, I don't have curly hair like you, but I do my best to have a white persons afro.

It was the "Oh," prefacing all your posts that made me feel like you were joking, so even though I don't know how to take this, I'll just say thanks and respond normally.

But yea, that was definitely the height of the 'fro. After that length my hair started to just look sucky more than afro-tastical. So I've since cut it back to normal length.

I was definitely giving you a compliment, don't mind the "Oh." I've changed a lot since the last time I was visiting Newgrounds, I've built up my own way of talking which is usually very bland, repetitive and straight to the point. Not just online, but in my real life as well, when you come from that kind of a perspective it's easy to say sarcastic things that other people won't pick up on. The downside is that it can be hard for people to tell when you're not being sarcastic.

But I've already divulged too much information.

Ah, coolies. I've got the attitude that I can just always assume someone's being friendly online, because even if they're not I don't have to give a shit and have pre-emptively avoided provoking them anyway.

So yea.

Wwwwhat?

SAY SOMETHING!

-\YOU IN THE BLACK LIST/-

For what?

black list of mods. >:(
that going be pwned

Why? And don't disillusion yourself. You can't do anything to me whatsoever.

I like it. Good job!

Thanks!

first i can.
second i know your plan mods. >:(

Ha ha. You're 13, right? Edit: damnit all, off by one year.

you know ppl well.
and how is that everytime i get a BBS ban, i get review ban either? from and to (when its lifted) the same day?!

Dunno. Definitely something I would attribute to something coincidental.

well, you just doin your job.

I cannot believe I logged on here last night and coherently responded to a comment. I was absolutely hammered.

i influence bad on mods ;)

Nah, my drinking certainly has nothing to do with the internet.

I was waiting patiently for you on MSN and AIM and you never came on, I guess you were serious, that makes me sad :(

Ha ha. Sorriez. I'm sure within a year or so I may get bored and return to the IM services, but for now I'm liking the lack thereof.

I love you Evark!

Thanks. Right back at'cha, big guy.

okay what's your preferred method of private contact?

PM. Though you also have my permission to use and abuse my cell phone. Number's on my facebook.

*claps enthusiastically*

Good job man.

I never knew you were such a great writer. :-)

Hah, thanks. I've always enjoyed the challenge that poetry presents, in that you have to fit your concepts into some sort of form in order to present them. Of course, now-a-days most poets eschew rigid form in favor of unexpected insight.

The next poem I'm going to post should be pretty interesting. We've got an assignment to write one in a regular meter, so I've decided I'd write a sestina. Coincidentally, there were 6 people chilling in my room the night I started it, so I asked them for a word each that I was going to use for the six repeated words. To give you an idea of how ridiculous it may end up, the first word my wise-ass friend gave me was "lumpenprolitariate." So if I manage to pull this off, I'll be pleased.

Ya'll gots a bitchin' afro.

Thanks, unfortunately it's long gone.