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Evark
My lexica exude confidence like cartels' Mexicans dispute dominance while this rhyme's ever-increasing prominence brings sick-flow and I to concomitance.

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UMass Amherst

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Joined on 10/22/03

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I'm so glad that you've returned, now give me one of your witty and sarcastic comments, now!

:D

I've both succeeded and failed with your command that I comment "now." I've succeeded as the "now" I've inferred coincides with this very moment. But I've failed because the now you implied originally is long gone. Furthermore, this comment is borderline wit, and entirely lacking sarcasm.

Avie rules.