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Evark
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UMass Amherst

Boston, MA

Joined on 10/22/03

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Happy Turkey-Day to you!

It would really suck to be a vegetarian right about now....

Are you kidding? Yams, Potatoes, Mixed nuts right outta the shell, PIE. Turkey's great and all but it's the fixin's that make the meal for me.

But Thanksgiving was a month ago!!!!!!!! Silly americans!

Sorry, we forgot to consult the barren tundra when we set the dates for our holidays.

should've

Thanksgiving moose never would've caught on.

we eat maple syrup turkey sir, with polar bear soup

did you steal my pizza again?

No, just the once.

You should do one for Christmas.

I intend to.

happy birthday

Thanks, you're a little early though.

I didn't mean to do what I did in the BBS, can you please un-ban me?

No, because the only way to avoid being banned is to PURPOSELY follow the rules; not inadvertently break them.

Who dat

urmomlol

NOOGRAWNDS SUX HYUK HYUK HYUK

gah im late, anyways happy belated thanksgiving.

That's a pretty neat idea.

None of my family celebrated Thanksgiving, oh woe is me. :(

Hopefully that doesn't mean you can't have a great thanksgiving anyway. I mean... it's still a national holiday and whatnot.

OM NOM NOM NO- wait, I'm a little late. And not in America. Aww... :(

Can I still randomly stuff my face anyway?

Of course! That's the only truly American thing to do.