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Evark
My lexica exude confidence like cartels' Mexicans dispute dominance while this rhyme's ever-increasing prominence brings sick-flow and I to concomitance.

Age 37, Male

Real world

UMass Amherst

Boston, MA

Joined on 10/22/03

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Comments

OH SHITES! IT'S A MOD! But good stuff.

Who's more foolish, the mod or the Star wars reference that follows?

your hon solo sunk my battleship

A: the star wars reference that follows.

yesh, but I am also a mod @_@

But so am I.

Evan. My profile has star trek. We should make out.

Let's do it. <tongue>

HAWT. I need a cig. and I dont smoke.

Wow, I didn't realize I was so terrible at making out that you'd rather have a cigarette without having smoked.

Unless this is a PG movie where the camera just cut from us making out and straight to the cig in bed scene.

But, I'm gonna stick to the former so I can act all haughty drama queen. HARUMPH!

No no no, PG movie, skip to us laying in bed at the end.

DONT GO ALL DRAMA ON ME K??????

I'm sorry, this just can't work. I live in a rated R world.

y u do dis

That is an excellent quest-

... statement?

5 Youtube videos in one blog? You will bring about the death of the Newgrounds servers. :o

Anyway, how are you mate?

I was feeling pretty sharp until the bluntness of your wit dulled me.

Sorry, been watching too much House. Not bad, yourself?

Commenting on a mods userpage make u cool!

I know it makes me cool.

YOU NEVER CALL ME BACK.

You'd have to be calling me in the first place.

Ouch, that stung. D:

University is OK. Talking to new people, which is nice. Some dodgy people in my class, hoping none of them will snipe me when walking home.

Uni's great in terms of meeting new people who you might not've interacted with otherwise. Keep talking to those dodgy people. They'll probably provide you with the most interesting conversation, and they're probably loads more fun to hang out with.

GTFO newgrounds please. =)

I was here first.

I'd make you breakfast in the morning.

I dunno. The bacon-wrapped, stonehenge-twinky omelette might not be so appealing. : b

i think i love you evark
no one has banned me from the forums and blocked me from their pm at the same time
you make me laugh

Yea. You must've been REALLY annoying or something. I don't usually block people from PMs.

WHY ISNT ANYTHING I DO ENOUGH FOR YOU??????????????????????????????????
??????????????????????

Ha ha ha ha, <3

hey I have a massive *****.

Five characters isn't generally considered all that big.

I thought you were going to change your profile picture.

Which begs the question: why were you thinking about my profile picture?

Lovely music.

You got any left overs of that lobster?

Oh, I've got lobster leftovers all right. I keep them in my pants.

I dont have to come here and look at your profile picture all the time, because I already printed it and hung it up in several different sizes above my bed....I mean.... hey, sup?

: ( Promise you'll still stalk me even though you've got your memorabilia already? I couldn't bear it if still images satisfy equivocably to my person.

Yeah but that's what i've been trying to do, blow the picture up so it will fit my frame, but I just lose all the quality.

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