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Evark
My lexica exude confidence like cartels' Mexicans dispute dominance while this rhyme's ever-increasing prominence brings sick-flow and I to concomitance.

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UMass Amherst

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A very well deserved $100. Even if you won it randomly. :P

Also, how do you fuck up a jump from a 1.5 foot wall?

Anyways, well done on your win, and enjoy your trip to New York. Get better soon mate. :)

You've never had/heard of an impact injury before? It was pouring rain outside, and it was faster to get to my car in a straight line, small wall be damned. The problem was that I failed to cushion the impact by landing on the balls of my feet first, bending my knees, etc. I figured since it was such a small jump, it wouldn't hurt to land flatfooted and just keep walking normally.

i would keep it i think its kinda kool. I would frame it and put that as your new profile pic.

If you're talking about the picture... maybe. If you're talking about the check... I cashed it before I'd even put this blog post up. I literally took a bunch of pictures of the check, me holding it, it on the table, etc. and then went to the bank to cash it. It wasn't until hours later when I'd returned and had nothing else to do that I combined the pictures and threw up this blog post.

Sometimes I've stepped down on the side of my foot, but I can walk fine soon afterwards. Sounds similar to your misadventure, would that count as an impact injury?

No, there's a significant difference between stepping incorrectly and LANDING INcorrectly. Your injury would be something I'd more readily identify as "klutzy."

; )

I thought you were the guy from Pineapple Express for a second. :O

Little known fact: I'm actually Seth Rogen.

Hmm, fair enough.

Not a klutz. :(

Hah, just busting your balls.