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Evark
My lexica exude confidence like cartels' Mexicans dispute dominance while this rhyme's ever-increasing prominence brings sick-flow and I to concomitance.

Age 38, Male

Real world

UMass Amherst

Boston, MA

Joined on 10/22/03

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Comments

Sounds like fun.
praticualy the fireworks, i love fireworks.
and just how hot were these bitches?

It was super fun. Not only could we see other town's fireworks displays down the shoreline in the distance, but we were in this enclosed cove with the bonfire in the center and people lining the entirety of it, all drunk or something similar and setting off all their own firecrackers the entire night.

RE hotness: quite.

what are you going to spend the money on? huh?

Whatever I want.

My July 4th went alot like yours, except more explosions because everything that burns is legal in Louisiana, and if we could blow it up, we did.

btw <3

I dunno. Lanesville (the section of Gloucester I was in) had a cannon being fired off repeatedly. >: )

Not to mention someone threw one of those industrial booming fireworks (y'know, the flashbangs on steroids that provide bass in fireworks displays) about 20 feet away from the group I was with. There was a legit mushroom cloud rising from the spot of the explosion, of course, I spent the first couple moments under the impression that I had been killed, before realizing it was just a firework and taking another swig from my buddy's flask.

Seriously, it was awesome.

It's not a real Fourth of July unless there's homemade napalm.

Ha ha. You'd change your tune if you were at this celebration.

Evark, do you know how to claim the $100? Because I just won it today, and I don't recall ever giving Newgrounds a way to send me money or anything.

Am I supposed to PM him my address?
Or do I have to do a PayPal thing?
Or do I do something else?

Help me out, please. I'll check back later.

Yea, just PM TomFulp with your mailing address information (street address, city, state, country, zip code, name, whatever other relevant information) and he'll send it.

If you check your PMs, there's probably a PM from Tom telling you you won and asking for your address. That's what was so in my case, anyway.

Edit: oh yea, congratulations!

Sorry for the 2x comment. When I say 'him,' I mean TomFulp.

It's cool. : )

Okay, thanks a bunch!

(Yeah, go ahead and delete this message if you want.)

Nah, it's fine. It makes me feel like people actually visit my userpage.

So what did you spend your 100 dollars on?
*cough*crack*cough*

Fun fact: USPS does not deliver on Federal holidays or Sundays.

Congrats on your small fortune. How much time did you have to put in to win it? Can't see myself ever winning, I'm only ever on the computer for 1 to 2 hours at a time. Must take like 6 hours a day. :o

It takes me no longer than 10 seconds or so on any given day to deposit.

Honestly, I don't even spend 1-2 hours on the computer in a week these days. Too many other things IRL to attend to.

Eh, still doesn't really answer my question. How much time in total do you reckon it took you to win the monthly voters competition?

I guess I just don't even understand your question. Tom's script pulls a name out of the list of names corresponding to deposits on any given day of the contest. So... however long it took me to deposit on the day preceeding my win was how long it took for me, total, to win the contest.

I didn't win the monthly contest, just his new daily drawing.

Oh right, I thought it was the monthly voters competition you had won the money in, the competition where they pick the top 200 voters to vote for the 'Best of March', etc.

I get what you mean now, it's the daily competitions he's doing up until Tom departs for Comic-Con.

I should check to see if I've won, maybe I have without knowing it. o_O

Ha ha. Well, front page announcements'd let'cha know.

If you can't tell you are drunk, you are not.

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Hey Evark
I was the 11th winner of the $100. I didn't get a PM from Tom about winning the $100. I figure he is probably busy. Should I just send him my infoto him anyway?

Yea man, just hit him up. He'll probably get your PM, make sure you give it a decent title so that it catches his attention. Alternatively, you can try PMing bob with your info, because I know he handles the monthly prizes.

Nope, I didn't win, or I would have got about 6 or 7 comments saying "OMG YOU WON!" or "can i hav sum?".

:(

Ha ha, well, hey, there's still always the monthly contest, I suppose.

DAMN!

You look like the Puerto Rican wrestler Carlito.

:D

Never heard of him. If you're judging that based on my current picture, though, you should be warned that I don't any longer look anything like that. I've since cut my hair and am sporting it much shorter, and I've changed my facial hair style as well. not to mention I've lost a lot of weight since 9-10 months ago when that picture was taken.

I'll take it as a compliment, though. Thanks!

Can you hook a sistah up with some pizza plz?

I'm gonna expect a helluva tip if I make a pizza and drive it all the way to your home. Not to mention, I don't think I can keep it from getting to the point of absolutely disgustingly stale and gross. I do believe you're at LEAST 30 hours of driving away.

Other than the obvious logistical problems, I'm down. Be there in a couple days.

so how bout them Red Sox?

Yea, hit the All-star break with 1st in our division lacking our loudest bat. We lose rarely at home, and certainly not to Tampa bay who we'll play after Papi's return to begin an extended home stand against the Yankees and several other serious contenders. Nearly 3 times or more a season for the past two we've had a steady supply of rookies called up from the minors to great success.

Looking forward to present and future victory. ; )

Fireworks + hot bitches = some sexy-ass fun.

Just plain ol' regular fun.

You can win one hundred dollars for depositing on NewGrounds?

Yea. Every day you deposit you're entered once into the monthly drawing for 100 bucks. That contest has been going on since before you signed up.

I love you Evark! *throws panties on stage*

::grabs panties::

::treasures forever::

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