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Evark
My lexica exude confidence like cartels' Mexicans dispute dominance while this rhyme's ever-increasing prominence brings sick-flow and I to concomitance.

Age 38, Male

Real world

UMass Amherst

Boston, MA

Joined on 10/22/03

Level:
55
Exp Points:
32,626 / 33,580
Exp Rank:
372
Vote Power:
9.54 votes
Rank:
Sergeant
Global Rank:
1,673
Blams:
3,707
Saves:
1,566
B/P Bonus:
24%
Whistle:
Gold
Medals:
32
Supporter:
5y 7m 19d
Gear:
1

Comments

Give me a cookie please sir.

Have two.

The cookie jar now has no purpose if you have stolen the only cookie from it. Well done. >:(

Your parents have served their purpose by producing you. Why not kill them?

Because I need them to feed me and iron my clothes.

*want

You broke the smiley. It's sad now.

Wait, it always was.

I'm really not funny today ffff

I considered editing the post to make it not break (it breaks on my browser as well) but then I used my mom's old Mac to check out mah paig and it looked just fine.

And unfunny is always welcome on here. I am, after all, the original unfunny user. Though I doubt you'll run into anyone who remembers that.

Dear Evan,
You are so awesome.
Sincerely,
Betty Crocker

NO U R. >; (

congratulations, you won the raffle. *clapping from people who don't even care what is going on*

Congrats.

kudoss for the $100

You cheated to get that 100 bucks, didn't you?

Congrats for winning the 100$. You earned it.

congrats on winning $100

Congrats on the hundred bucks, lucky bastard >:'[

WTF $100 RIGGED

finally, i found out who stole those cookies

monkey576468 waz here.