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Evark
My lexica exude confidence like cartels' Mexicans dispute dominance while this rhyme's ever-increasing prominence brings sick-flow and I to concomitance.

Age 37, Male

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UMass Amherst

Boston, MA

Joined on 10/22/03

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FUCK YOU BITCH

Surely surly's uncalled for.

I will indeed read that all but first I must ask;

What part of MA is Gloucester? North, South, East, West, South-east, etc.

It's the eastern-most city north of boston. As Google Maps tells you every time you so inquire.

Ah.

I might have to visit you sometime then.

But it seems like a long ride. D:

Where're your where-abouts? I'd be willing to buy you a drink if you're of legal age. But I don't actually want to plan or commit to anything except a "yea we should do that sometime" sorta deal at this point.

You should move down south. There's an surplus of awesome girls here, srsly.

The surplus should move up north then, damnit.

Whatsup nm.

how do I emb videos.

i posted the link in the emb thing and it didn't work :(

You don't need the link, you need the "embed this video" code just to the right of the movie you're watching on youtube. I don't know where it's located for other sites, I hadn't even heard of the other places NG says it supports for embedding.

Biotch, it is too goddamn cold up there.

I'll get coffee. Though it's soon summer, it's beautiful up here this time of year.

... clearly you drink coffee, based on the 5AM post time of your comment.

MY whereabouts are south of Boston, but I probably won't meet soon.

It's quite suspicious for a kid to be walking around screaming, "EVARK, WHERE ARE YOU EVARK?"

Ha ha. Yea, you'd have a hard time finding me that way. : b Unless you ran into someone who personally knew me, because then 'Evark' would actually ring a bell with them.

you have gay hair.

just kidding, afros are fucking ace

I miss it. My hair hasn't been that way for nearly 6 months now. Thinking of shaving myself bald this summer. : o

I know how you feel. I'm feeling really useless now. I don't want to work in a shitty office wasting my summer only for money. I want to do something fun. How is the running on the beach coming? Any hopes of mine have been unfulfilled as laziness takes over. blegh.

Unstarted. I haven't quite moved back home yet.

Cynicism is a bitch man. I do agree that a steady supply of pussy would alleviate that situation. But since your bar is set so high you're fucked. I suggest lowering your standards. Just like the military does whenever we desperately need more soldiers. Except in this case you desperately need to release more soldiers. XD
Preferably between some bitches beef curtains because if jacking off were a viable alternative. Your situation would be much improved or non existant.
I'm sure

Awesome song btw.

I can't lower the bar. Lemme put it like this: it's like limbo. There're two pegs, and then there's the bar. My peg is pretty much permanently set, so adjusting the other peg would make the bar itself unstable and likely to fall off. Sure, it can take small deviations from the level, but not too far in either direction.

But yea. Glad you like the song.

all your poetry are belong to us

Someone set up us the rhyme.

You could fuck ONE slut, just to get it out of your system, and then when you're feeling good, set your standards up higher.

And then blame it on beer.

It's an idea, for sure.

MEAT!

You said it.

Here are my plans for the summer.
1. drinking
2. sleeping

Rinse and repeat.

Partyyy!

I just recently tried this Belgian beer Hoegaardin(sp?). Brewed with a hint of coriander and orange peels. Took getting used to, but by the end of the twelve pack I'd grown to enjoy it. Recommended.

My ban is finishing and I make dildos.

You should post this in your own blog. Y'know, where there's a chance somebody cares.

Sans 'fro Red Sox fan
A mod that bans locks deletes
His name is Evark

You look a lot like Seth Rogan

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