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Evark

Christmas

Posted by Evark Dec. 24, 2007 @ 7:56 PM EST

Merry Christmas. I don't care what religion you are, who you worship, what you celebrate, who your family is, what your skin color is, or otherwise anything about you.

When I say, "Merry Christmas," I'm indicating that I hope you will have a great day on your own personal 25th of December. It's the day I hold special for having celebrated Christmas my entire life, and as such I hope that your merriment rivals mine on that day, for the spirit of Christmas is giving and I'm happy to share my joy.

So yea. May your drinks hit you swiftly, your women hit you softly, and your wreckless disregard for proper eating minimally impact your health. Cheers.

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Dec. 24, 2007 | 7:58 PM silentkat says:

Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year. I hope you have the Christmas of your liff and god bless ya :3

Dec. 28, 2007 | 12:56 AM Evark responds:

Thanks man. I hope yours was equally awesome as you wished mine to be, despite a decided lacklusterness on this side of things.

Dec. 26, 2007 | 12:05 AM Malachy says:

slut

Dec. 28, 2007 | 12:56 AM Evark responds:

<3

... I absolutely cannot believe there's a fucking response length limit. THIS IS MY BLOG, NG, MINE! I'll make my responses as short as two characters as often as I fucking please. >: (

Dec. 26, 2007 | 7:44 PM puddinN64 says:

thanks for puttin' the haters in their place. merry christmas!

Dec. 28, 2007 | 12:57 AM Evark responds:

I try my best. Ditto, yo.

Dec. 27, 2007 | 4:15 AM RacistBassist says:

You know what I got for Christmas this year? It was a banner fucking year at the old Bender house. I got a carton of cigarettes. The old man grabbed me and said, 'Hey, smoke up Johnny

Dec. 28, 2007 | 12:57 AM Evark responds:

I feel like this is a reference I should be getting. : (

Dec. 27, 2007 | 8:33 PM LongliveACDC says:

I hate it how nowadays people are getting so politically correct over everything. First it starts out with the Fat Santa thing... Mothers actually think a fat Santa Clause will influence their children to eat poorly and be obese; they had actually changed the cookie monster to the Veggie monster also in this case.

Now women activists petition against the 'ho ho ho' phrase that Santa Clause spits out generally because it sounds like a demeaning word for a woman. I don't know about you but if I turned around and saw a skinny Santa Clause saying 'ha ha ha', I wouldn't expect more than a pedophile.

But it all sums down to the commerce of the holiday and how the media and commercial advertising spills out to make everything so general. 5 years ago there wasn't an issue saying 'Merry Christmas' on the television, now you will hardly even find the word 'Christmas' being used, even in the context of a Christmas song... I really don't think a Jewish person is going to cry about a commercial saying 'Merry Christmas'.

Dec. 28, 2007 | 1:00 AM Evark responds:

Preach it' brutha'. People are so fucking worried about what someone else is going to think of them that they stop being themselves. What the fuck kind of life is that? Be the good person everyone should assume you are and there's nothing to worry about.

That's how I live, anyway.

Dec. 28, 2007 | 12:52 AM SevenSeize says:

DAMN STRAIGHT.

Come have eggnog and rum with me Evan.

Dec. 28, 2007 | 1:01 AM Evark responds:

Come to this year's mod meet. Don't bring eggnog though, that shit's seasonal and would be nasty come June.

Note to self: take shot of rum with Seven next mod meet.

Dec. 28, 2007 | 1:21 AM SevenSeize says:

Note to self:
Bring extra rum to meet. Sit next to Evark.

:-D

Dec. 28, 2007 | 2:09 AM Evark responds:

Note to self: protect anus.

: b

Dec. 28, 2007 | 2:33 AM SevenSeize says:

Like I would do anything questionable to you!

Who told you????

Dec. 28, 2007 | 4:53 PM Evark responds:

It's assumed. I mean, c'mon. We're all internet weirdos here. ; )

Dec. 29, 2007 | 1:14 PM Cyberdevil says:

Merry Christmas :P

Dec. 29, 2007 | 11:13 PM Evark responds:

You as well.

Dec. 29, 2007 | 10:39 PM WaffleKingRehab says:

=[

STOP RUINING FUN

Dec. 29, 2007 | 11:16 PM Evark responds:

Start making some then.

Dec. 29, 2007 | 10:43 PM SevenSeize says:

yay internet weirdos!!!

I want a T shirt, and thats all I want it to say on the front, "internet" and on the back "weirdos".

Like the A Team but with IE and FireFox.

I forgot what the heck I'm talking about.

Im gonna go get a pepsi.

Dec. 29, 2007 | 11:16 PM Evark responds:

Ew, cola.

Dec. 30, 2007 | 11:06 AM Machrtin says:

you stole my haircut. eat meatballs.

Jan. 5, 2008 | 7:52 PM idiot-buster says:

hav a happy 2008 hope ya do well

Jan. 5, 2008 | 11:04 PM Saturday says:

Dude. I cant keep up with your facial hair/head hair/etc.

Thank god Christ died. if not, i'd have to go to school an extra few weeks...and that would be painful.

Jan. 6, 2008 | 1:08 AM Evark responds:

Ha ha. It's not even the same from that picture, which was taken a mere three months ago.

Get a cellphone already. : /

Jan. 5, 2008 | 11:26 PM Mendou says:

Am i still a immature pissant to you?

Jan. 6, 2008 | 1:09 AM Evark responds:

Dunno, but you don't make your articles agree with your adjectives, which is certainly worthy or ridicule.

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