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Evark

Age/Gender: 21, Male
Location: Gloucester, MA
Job: Student

"Thou Mayest."

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Evark

Fucking BACK!

Posted by Evark Dec. 11, 2007 @ 12:25 PM EST

Well, I've just requested Wade re-mod me, and barring any unforseen accumulated grudges or whatever other crazy possibilities, I'll be back modding your BBS in no time.

... beware! Mwuah ha ha.

I'm not quite done with this semester, so this'll be more of a 'mod in title only' in all likelyhood for the next week or so, but I'm definitely ready to 'return' to these forums. Refreshed optimism about your collective intelligence abounds!

I think I might re-double my efforts when it comes to trying out the whole flash scene as well. Finally make use of this great tablet convertible I hooked myself up with two+ years ago and make a splash on the brand new NG as a brand new Evark. Not that any of you neccessarily care, but I'm blogging so I figure I might as well share my intentions regardless of whether or not they come to fruition. Also: you're the one who navigated your browser here. So stuff it.

Upkeep of my account has been handled by aviewaskewed, so make sure every time you see him on the forums you tell him he's awesome. I know I'll be orally thanking him for all his help (cock joke).

So, uh... yea.

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26 Comments

Dec. 11, 2007 | 12:39 PM Sir-Nuts says:

Woohoo! The guy who created the solutions to the BBS is back!

Oh, and your B/P rank today is 777. How lucky.

Dec. 13, 2007 | 6:31 PM Evark responds:

Hah. I'm glad to see I was somewhat missed.

And yea. It's funny because my B/P rank was around 400 or less at its height way back in the day.


Dec. 11, 2007 | 3:44 PM BatDan says:

Finally. Things were fucking up pretty bad man.

It'll be nice to see you lay down the law like the old days.

Dec. 13, 2007 | 6:32 PM Evark responds:

I guess I'll try my best, although I have to admit not being here a while is going to have severly cut down on my bitterness factor. I'm sure a good while will be spent being all nice constantly to noobs and idiots, and then I'll find my way back to jadedly taking care of the garbage.


Dec. 12, 2007 | 5:21 PM KarpaL-TunnaL says:

Good for you Evark.


Dec. 12, 2007 | 7:51 PM BlueHippo says:

What a sexy beast...

Dec. 13, 2007 | 6:32 PM Evark responds:

unf.


Dec. 12, 2007 | 11:30 PM Darkside7000 says:

You left?

Dec. 13, 2007 | 6:33 PM Evark responds:

No, I'm just trying to get attention. Quit ruining it.


Dec. 12, 2007 | 11:36 PM mightypotato says:

Welcome back to the "cool kids with yellow auras" club. We missed you.

Dec. 13, 2007 | 6:34 PM Evark responds:

Your quote there could definitely be redundant or sarcastic.


Dec. 13, 2007 | 2:09 PM robattle says:

*bows down to your awsomeness*

welcome back.

Dec. 13, 2007 | 11:20 PM Evark responds:

Thanks.


Dec. 13, 2007 | 6:13 PM silentkat says:

RE MODDED! YAY!


Dec. 13, 2007 | 6:23 PM X-Naut says:

I'm somewhat surprised.

Dec. 13, 2007 | 6:35 PM Evark responds:

Why is that?


Dec. 13, 2007 | 8:19 PM Zerok says:

YES.

Dec. 13, 2007 | 9:44 PM Evark responds:

Yes indeed.


Dec. 13, 2007 | 11:04 PM Aksumka says:

Welcome back! I missed you...

Dec. 13, 2007 | 11:20 PM Evark responds:

Thanks dude.


Dec. 13, 2007 | 11:05 PM Canas says:

NO MODZ SRRY

Turns out I think you're a fag and I told Wade not to do it

gg

Dec. 13, 2007 | 11:20 PM Evark responds:

Noez.


Dec. 14, 2007 | 9:18 AM ShadowWest2k7 says:

Welcome back good sir! ^_^

Dec. 15, 2007 | 3:24 PM Evark responds:

thanks, yo.


Dec. 15, 2007 | 12:28 PM Paradox says:

Cool. It's a shame to see jonthomson go, so at least there's you back.

Dec. 15, 2007 | 3:24 PM Evark responds:

Aye. jt's a good fellow.


Dec. 15, 2007 | 5:16 PM SevenSeize says:

I miiisssssseeeedddd youuuuuu!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :-D

Dec. 16, 2007 | 4:53 AM Evark responds:

Thanks. : )


Dec. 15, 2007 | 9:15 PM Sir-Nuts says:

Hey, you're back! How many bans since your comeback?

Dec. 16, 2007 | 4:53 AM Evark responds:

Who cares?


Dec. 16, 2007 | 1:18 PM Adio-Element says:

You're that one dude aren't you??

Dec. 16, 2007 | 6:07 PM Evark responds:

I'm at least two people.


Dec. 16, 2007 | 11:01 PM Sir-Nuts says:

Nah, just to know if you're really back in action.

Dec. 17, 2007 | 12:33 AM Evark responds:

Well in that case: yes, I'm really back in action.


Dec. 17, 2007 | 7:03 PM DELUCA2400 says:

Great. By the way what are you majoring in.

Dec. 17, 2007 | 7:32 PM Evark responds:

I'm an English major until I figure out what I want to do with my life.


Dec. 17, 2007 | 8:39 PM Officer says:

Yes, now you telling me that I'm the saviour of the BBS matters again!

Also, I like porn.

Dec. 19, 2007 | 2:37 AM Evark responds:

... yea.


Dec. 17, 2007 | 8:39 PM americanidiot2f says:

Yea! I have been noticing that you have returned. Its great to have you back, the general does need some more moding, doing a great job.

Dec. 19, 2007 | 2:37 AM Evark responds:

Indeed.


Dec. 20, 2007 | 1:44 AM Malachy says:

slut

Dec. 20, 2007 | 7:29 PM Evark responds:

urmom. <3


Dec. 20, 2007 | 12:28 PM Splurda says:

when did you leave?

Dec. 20, 2007 | 7:29 PM Evark responds:

Check my previous news post.


Dec. 21, 2007 | 12:23 PM Goonie says:

I dont mind you being a mod. :P Nor do I care...... As long as you kick out those spammers.


Dec. 21, 2007 | 1:04 PM Lost-Wisdom says:

I'm so glad that you've returned, now give me one of your witty and sarcastic comments, now!

:D

Dec. 21, 2007 | 2:22 PM Evark responds:

I've both succeeded and failed with your command that I comment "now." I've succeeded as the "now" I've inferred coincides with this very moment. But I've failed because the now you implied originally is long gone. Furthermore, this comment is borderline wit, and entirely lacking sarcasm.


Dec. 24, 2007 | 10:48 AM HeartbreakHoldout says:

Avie rules.

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