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Evark
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Fall

Posted by Evark - October 10th, 2010


Cider donuts from Russel's Orchard are the best there are. At LEAST in New England, but probably on earth.

If you are ever near Ipswich, MA... find and visit Russel's orchard. September and October are the best times to go, because that's when apple harvesting is at its peak (and the best apple varieties reach fruition).


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Apples suck dude.

Go pick your gay Floridian oranges and bananas. >: (

Things that are better than apples that grow in my backyard:

1. Mangos
2. Bananas
3. Avocados
4. Guavas
5. Papayas
6. Lemons

-,!,,

Ha ha ha.

Well, to be fair, apples suck down there. 'cause you gotta ship 'em from up here if you want them to be any good.

But yea, mangos are fucking awesome, I'd be pumped to grow mangos in the back yard. And avocados. Guavas and lemons... meh.

Things that grow up here that are great:
- Cranberries
- Blueberries
- Strawberries
- Blackberries
- Pumpkins
- Tomatoes

Apple Cider donuts in New England are the best goddamn things on the planet.

I know, right? Amazing.

Hell yes, doughnuts. The best breakfast a person could ask for.

fap, please

Hm?

Is it just me or do you use winking emotes in 70% of your posts?

; )

It's certainly better than a black man's enormous cock. Some people will disagree though.

your user name backwards is "krave" because you crave dicks LOL! LOL! LMFAO! HAHA!

sorry

I'm taking away your xbox mister.

Meh, just to save you the work effort my main acc is blue-ice-cube, which im abandoning so this acc is pretty much my main. :)

Not sure I know what you're talking about, positive I don't care. : )

HEY MAN

WE HAVE THE SAME BIRTHDAY

JUST THOUGHT I'D LET YOU KNOW

HOLY SHIT. THANKS. MY LIFE IS NOW DIFFERENT.

This thread where you banned me for backseat modding you said you didn't have the effort to hunt my mains sorry ass down lol. Also I never sent that pm to wade, I was dicking aroung :D <a href="http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/1210369">http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/1 210369</a>

You really glossed over that second part pretty hard there, partner.

My password is wonderpet1

Wilson Farm Cider Donuts could give them a run for their money.

I'll need to visit there sometime, don't have any money though lol, also clear your message box out, need to send you a message but can never get through to you.