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Wierdo

Posted by Evark Aug. 12, 2009 @ 4:28 PM EDT

So I'm driving down the highway and I notice this old hearse get on off an on-ramp. I get up closer before he hits highway speeds and see this rather large bumper sticker in the back window: "Got Bodies?" Closer still, and I can read the license plate. It's an antique plate with green lettering, saying "LSTRYD."

Unfortunately, I couldn't take a picture and apparently nobody else on the google has thought to take a picture either (indexable by the search engine, anyway). But, I admit it got me to smile wryly and shake my head. Who the fuck buys an antique hearse and takes such pride in having a cadaver-mobile?

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Aug. 15, 2009 | 11:34 AM MisterUnderstood says:

Sounds like a cool car to me.

Aug. 19, 2009 | 2:03 PM Evark responds:

Ok.

Aug. 16, 2009 | 12:03 PM tigerkitty says:

Knowing the types of people that are out there... this surprises you? I bet they couldn't believe their luck when the found that for sale somewhere. So macabre though...

Aug. 19, 2009 | 2:04 PM Evark responds:

I'unno... I tend to believe people are inherently good, reasonable, and well-intentioned. But yea, macabre for sure.

Aug. 19, 2009 | 1:24 AM StoryClock says:

dude, you're not a mod anymore, nobody cares.

Aug. 19, 2009 | 2:05 PM Evark responds:

You're right, I'll just go ahead and stop having life experiences.

Aug. 20, 2009 | 10:38 AM Magical-Zorse says:

I love you

Aug. 20, 2009 | 11:11 PM im12 says:

i can has hugs?
i can has herpes?
i can has BJ?
i can has sex?
i can has cheeseburger?

please answer all

Aug. 20, 2009 | 11:54 PM Evark responds:

No.

Aug. 21, 2009 | 7:34 PM Sheizenhammer says:

Haha, in some cultures that's the norm. They regard skeletons like we see Santa Claus.

If only I could remember which ones.... Stupid memory.

Also, how the hell do you manage to hold onto the idea that people are "inherently reasonable" after god-knows-how-many-years of moderating this place?

Aug. 21, 2009 | 7:52 PM Evark responds:

I was finishing my 4th year this November. I don't jade easily, that's how.

Aug. 22, 2009 | 10:04 PM im12 says:

you saying no didnt make me feel any better. i got banned for 30 days both from reviews AND the BBS. Sanjay banned me from reviews, and idk who for BBS