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Evark

Age/Gender: 23, Male
Location: Gloucester, MA
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My lexica exude confidence like cartels' Mexicans dispute dominance while this rhyme's ever-increasing prominence brings sick-flow and I to concomitance.

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Evark

So... my account got accessed 6 days ago

Posted by Evark Jul. 14, 2009 @ 10:31 AM EDT

These faggots had access to every piece of sensitive financial information I've ever had over the 6 most important years of my life and they don't touch any of it.

Nope, not one piece of sensitive information. All that they cared about was that they gain access to my online identity on this site in order to give the administrators and my fellow moderators somewhat of a headache. So, I don't know what kind of point they're trying to make with their efforts to 'bring NG to its knees' or whatever the fuck, but the reflection on them is blinding.

So, to bring whoever checks this page up to speed:
- My password was not easily guessed, it was a strong password containing alphanumerics including capital letters and not based on a common phrase.
- The cretins got my secondary email address (which also happens to be my MSN) because I've posted it here before.
---> The address had my private email as its secondary account
---> They correctly guessed the ancient security question attached
---> They correctly figured that the primary/secondary relationship was vice-versa for my private gmail account
---> Password recovery gets them access to my gmail
---> Password recovery gets them access to my NG account
---> "Havoc" wreaked.

Anyway, I'd like to apologize to all involved in the headache caused. Sure, it's not my fault, but I do bear the responsibility for my account's actions, regardless of circumstance. Sorry.

Lesson to learn here: don't gloss over the important of removing your ancient secondary email from your primary account when updating your online security.

Updated: 07/20/09 11:04 AM Log in to comment! | Share this!

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53 Comments

Jul. 14, 2009 | 11:18 AM TheSilverGuitar says:

No, not Evark! I admit, I wasn't your biggest fan at times, but you were an excellent mod and very to the point.
Fuck everything.


Jul. 14, 2009 | 11:39 AM RKthrilla says:

Oh snap


Jul. 14, 2009 | 11:47 AM FurryDemon says:

Another one? Wow.


Jul. 14, 2009 | 11:49 AM JustAnotherUser says:

This gotta be a joke.


Jul. 14, 2009 | 11:50 AM DannyJay says:

FUCK THE DD.


Jul. 14, 2009 | 2:28 PM Twilight says:

lmfao that's so fucking ironic

Jul. 20, 2009 | 11:08 AM Evark responds:

Only if this were a scripted drama.


Jul. 14, 2009 | 5:36 PM RobotTaco says:

Wow. Evark was one of the few I never expected.

Jul. 20, 2009 | 11:10 AM Evark responds:

What's worse is that I WAS expecting it, and thusly should've been able to prevent it.


Jul. 14, 2009 | 8:51 PM Brass says:

hahahaha

everyone says they don't care but everyone's getting butthurt

i see this as a fucking lulzfest

GO GO GO GO

Jul. 20, 2009 | 11:11 AM Evark responds:

Fun's over.


Jul. 14, 2009 | 10:56 PM Peacekid says:

get out, fatty


Jul. 15, 2009 | 12:17 AM Clock-Ninja says:

Take a look at all these bbs faggots getting butthurt. The DD is only sending a message, I'm sure you can figure it out on your own. If not, well then that means there's no hope for any of you.

Jul. 20, 2009 | 11:12 AM Evark responds:

See, this is what I don't get. There's no 'message' I can garner from their efforts here. It's like when you tell a toddler they can't have ice cream so they start swinging their arms around and balling their eyes out.


Jul. 15, 2009 | 1:54 AM masterguy-1243 says:

Ah, Evark was my favorite mod. But if his password really was yellow3, then he kinda deserves it.

Jul. 20, 2009 | 11:12 AM Evark responds:

Oh, rumors.


Jul. 15, 2009 | 7:31 AM cast says:

Oh wow, I'm a big faggot.


Jul. 15, 2009 | 5:17 PM phantomlassuk says:

FU Evark was a good mod burn in hell


Jul. 15, 2009 | 8:46 PM Stretchysumo says:

Fuck the DD


Jul. 17, 2009 | 3:47 PM HecticCircleCrap says:

I wonder when Evark will get his account back...

Jul. 20, 2009 | 11:16 AM Evark responds:

Had to wait for Wade to get back from vacation. Mostly out of courtesy. I'm sure if I were willing to annoy the crap out of anybody and everybody who could help it could've been done sooner.


Jul. 18, 2009 | 6:20 AM Sectus says:

it doesn't matter, this account has had it's modship removed until further notice.

Jul. 20, 2009 | 11:17 AM Evark responds:

You speak with such authority, it's amusing.


Jul. 20, 2009 | 12:34 PM naronic says:

I checked on the DD forums to see if they really did have your account and I found out they did. Your password was "yellow3" they said, I'd be really sorry if that actually was true.

oh well
I guess once they do this to all the mods there will be noone left to defend the bbs :(

Jul. 20, 2009 | 1:12 PM Evark responds:

My password was not 'yellow3'. That's retarded.


Jul. 20, 2009 | 1:22 PM Sheizenhammer says:

If it means anything to you, out of the 5 that got demodded because of this, you're the one I want re-modded the most.

Of course, it'd be great if all of them got their modship back, but something tells me that won't happen anytime soon. :(

Jul. 20, 2009 | 2:38 PM Evark responds:

It's ultimately up to Wade. I have been moderating the longest out of all the moderators whose accounts were compromised, though the ulterior edge to that blade is that I probably should've recognized the vulnerability before it was exploited.

I mean, I'd be happy to return. I think Wade's hesitation (if any... I don't actually know if he's opposed to me being remodded) would be whether an event like this has any likelihood of happening again. If he's enough faith that it won't, then there's no obstacle. I believe it's the same for the other moderators, though it looks like Dry-Ice and mighty potato don't even have their accounts back yet.


Jul. 20, 2009 | 5:09 PM Ismael92 says:

It's a shame this happened to you. I hope everything is alright!

Jul. 20, 2009 | 7:21 PM Evark responds:

Yea, it's fine, luckily. Could've been worse. I mean... barring a few untied loose ends, it's almost as if the whole event never occurred.


Jul. 20, 2009 | 8:00 PM SevenSeize says:

I love you

Jul. 20, 2009 | 8:13 PM Evark responds:

In regards to your joking threat if I'm not remodded: would you believe that I've actually heard a story whereby some chick did EXACTLY that? Threw it at her boyfriend, used and all. Firsthand account, mind you.

I've got a strong stomache, but that story was tough to hear.


Jul. 20, 2009 | 9:57 PM SevenSeize says:

hahahaha I had to think really hard, because I couldnt remember what I said, but now I do, and its more funny hahahahahaha

Jul. 21, 2009 | 1:58 PM Evark responds:

It hit 'em in the face, too.


Jul. 21, 2009 | 8:17 PM Conspiracy3 says:

If you are going to hack someone you might as well go all out. The fact that they didn't use your credit card for anything is incredibly stupid.

BTW: You were the best mod the forums ever had. It is a shame to see you without your aura.


Jul. 21, 2009 | 10:38 PM phantomlassuk says:

Hope you get made a mod again


Jul. 21, 2009 | 10:54 PM SupraAddict says:

I'm glad you have your account back. I only hope that the other mods will be able to have the same fortunate luck.


Jul. 22, 2009 | 3:45 AM Scarab says:

As mixed as I know some of the attitudes you personally around the BBS have been in the past, it's a shame to see you demodded as a result of this thing. As always, I'm hoping that you will have the chance some time to get it back. I don't know how Wade ultimately feels about these things, but you never know. Anyway, you can be grateful that your really important stuff wasn't touched once more, and I hope you stick around just for the fun of it if nothing else!

On another note, I'm finding it increasingly funny (see depressing) to see people thinking there's some sort of "political message" tied to things whenever this happens. As much I don't like some of the moderating on the BBS, breaking into people's accounts is hardly about setting things straight or whatever. It's about mischief, and nothing else. You already know that I'm sure, but I felt like saying it out of what I've read here and elsewhere.

Anyway, I'm also hungover. Hopefully I'll catch you around.

Jul. 22, 2009 | 4:34 AM Evark responds:

Your first sentence kinda baffled me.

But... yea. I'm still around regardless.


Jul. 22, 2009 | 11:24 AM Scarab says:

Whoops, sorry about that one. I'm not entirely sure what I was referring to there. Anyway, it's good to hear you're still around.

I had some sort of nervous ending joke to close this with, but... yeah.

Jul. 23, 2009 | 2:59 AM Evark responds:

Ha ha ha, <3


Jul. 22, 2009 | 9:19 PM jmalouin7 says:

all in all, shit happens. it is a good thing that they didn't go for anything else other then your NG. hope you changed all the PW's and such again.

Jul. 23, 2009 | 3:00 AM Evark responds:

Nah, I figured I'd just leave 'em free reign to check back in every now and again.


Jul. 22, 2009 | 9:56 PM SupraAddict says:

so....need a new propic? I have photoshop powered up and I'm bored as hell. Name what you want, and a magic genie will poof it out of his *** for you :)

Jul. 23, 2009 | 3:01 AM Evark responds:

Nope, they'll be right back the way they should be once I get myself a spare 5 minutes to move my external HDD back to it's rightful spot next to my laptop. Thanks though.


Jul. 23, 2009 | 2:53 PM JackPhantasm says:

But you were the best moderator.

This isn't fair.

Jul. 24, 2009 | 1:52 PM Evark responds:

... or so I'm told. : b


Jul. 23, 2009 | 2:53 PM JackPhantasm says:

It was Muy wasnt it.


Jul. 23, 2009 | 9:43 PM blakemo says:

I'm gonna laugh if somebody is like "We can make fun of Evark and he can't ban us", and then you get remodded.

Jul. 24, 2009 | 1:53 PM Evark responds:

You can make fun of the moderators without issue as-is.

But, yea... I'm not really that vindictive.


Jul. 24, 2009 | 2:42 AM Gateau says:

It's ok, you'll be back :)

Jul. 24, 2009 | 1:53 PM Evark responds:

As a mod? That remains to be seen. As a user... well I never left, baby.


Jul. 24, 2009 | 11:16 AM WritersBlock says:

I know what you mean, I was extremely relieved when I found they'd left anything outside of my NG account alone. I know it sounds selfish, but ultimately, all the BBS posts and everything don't matter, it's just good to know your personal identity and finances are safe.

You're still here, I'm still here, we haven't really lost much at all. The thing that gets me though, is that you and I are the ones apologising, when nothing would have happened were it not for the snivelling shits that worked their way into your account.

Jul. 24, 2009 | 1:58 PM Evark responds:

Like I said, it's not our fault, but it is our responsibility.

But yea... in the scheme of things, BBS posts aren't that important. If the administrators were so inclined, they could restore all the posts lost through this, and truly make the event as if it never occurred, but they're just as aware that the lost posts aren't that important.

And even though I wish to believe otherwise, any individual moderator isn't that important either. There're legions of fans out there responsible enough to entrust limited care of small aspects of the site to. Just... uh, so used to moderating by now that not having the tools has me feeling like a fish outta water on the BBS.


Jul. 25, 2009 | 12:43 PM Twilight says:

Any idea where Dry-Ice is these days?

Jul. 26, 2009 | 2:44 AM Evark responds:

I'd imagine his physical location hasn't changed all that much recently. It's just that he's not been able to reestablish his online identify as of yet.


Jul. 26, 2009 | 11:17 PM InsertFunnyUserName says:

Wait, I know Writersblock, Kayn, Dry-ice, and you got DD'ed, but who was the fifth?

Anyways, that sucks. You were one of the better mods, too. Been around for ages. D:

Jul. 27, 2009 | 3:31 AM Evark responds:

mighty-potato. I'm not going anywhere.


Jul. 26, 2009 | 11:28 PM dirtyfarmer says:

This makes me chuckle.

Jul. 27, 2009 | 3:32 AM Evark responds:

ORLY?


Jul. 27, 2009 | 3:15 AM NinjaGuy says:

DAMNIT NEWGROUNDS, why can't you FUCKING get rid of this Crebbz and his god damned duckDivision spamload BULLSHIT!! THey submit porn rated at E, and hack hundreds of accounts daily, simply to steal their votes, and have probably hacked more than one mods account, without anyone fucking knowing. Glad I got that out. I HATE THE DUCKDIVISON!!!!!!!!!!


Aug. 2, 2009 | 1:52 PM BananaBreadMuffin says:

Glad to see you're back on your feet, buddy. After the attacks I had a look and found my gmail is linked to an email address I haven't touched in four years, which would no doubt have had a blindingly easy secret question.

That's gone now at least :)


Aug. 2, 2009 | 3:34 PM 372 says:

So let me get this straight...
These people hack your account, and have access to all your personal information.
They now have assess to a mod account on Newgrounds.com.
They have the power of adutriy over the BBS.
And all they do is...be annoying? Really?
Its like somebody gave an 8 year old a million dollars and he spends it on candy.
And what the fuck is there "Messge?" "I don't like newgrounds cause itz stoopid." ? Like what the fuck?
These people have to be the most childish people on earth.


Aug. 4, 2009 | 4:50 PM FBIpolux says:

You better get re-modded soon.


Aug. 4, 2009 | 6:55 PM 372 says:

When are you getting remodded?! What the fuck?! You were one of the mods I cared for :\


Aug. 4, 2009 | 9:24 PM Football4Life13 says:

are you at least gonna change your pic back to the "i hate you" dance?

Aug. 4, 2009 | 9:35 PM Evark responds:

Ha ha, but of course. It's on my external drive that I haven't looked at/touched in quite some time.


Aug. 4, 2009 | 11:23 PM InsertFunnyUserName says:

Did you get phished, or brute forced? Just curious. This whole hacking thing has gotten me a bit concerned. If they're just phishing, then I'm pretty sure that I am somewhat okay.

You might have already answered this in your comments, but you do have 50 to read. Sorry if this is a repeat.

Aug. 5, 2009 | 12:42 AM Evark responds:

I kinda... detailed this in my news post.


Aug. 5, 2009 | 6:09 PM InsertFunnyUserName says:

Ohh, sorry. I posted this when I was pretty tired.

Aug. 5, 2009 | 7:58 PM Evark responds:

It's cool. I don't always pay enough attention either. : p


Aug. 5, 2009 | 8:39 PM HecticCircleCrap says:

By the by, they claim they're cyber terrorists, when they could have stolen your identity. They're just a cyber nuisance really. They just made 16 topics saying "Duck Division > Newgrounds

WE OWNED YOU FAGGOTS
THATS 4 MODS NOW
DUCK DIVISION FOR LIFE"

or something similar. That's not terrifying.

Aug. 5, 2009 | 8:57 PM Evark responds:

They didn't steal my identity because they're cyber-terrified of being brought to justice. Whereas, law-enforcement generally might not give a shit about tracking down some douchebag who was in my email, when there's fraud involved, they'll bust down doors.


Aug. 7, 2009 | 5:23 PM lawlmaster says:

Are you going to become a mod again?

Aug. 7, 2009 | 5:32 PM Evark responds:

:: shrugs ::


Aug. 8, 2009 | 11:36 AM Sensationalism says:

No more 'fuck you" dance? or " i hate you" dance...whatever it was....???

Aug. 9, 2009 | 10:44 AM Evark responds:

Someone else asked about it a couple comments ago. It'll be back eventually.


Aug. 9, 2009 | 11:20 AM BANN3D says:

asdf


Aug. 9, 2009 | 7:08 PM Sensationalism says:

Oh good I liked that.

Aug. 9, 2009 | 11:44 PM Evark responds:

Course you did. ; )


Aug. 10, 2009 | 6:53 PM LeDuckDivision says:

lmfao

Aug. 10, 2009 | 11:35 PM Evark responds:

Yes, roflcakes.


Aug. 11, 2009 | 1:16 PM tigerkitty says:

I don't have anything important to say
*harasses*

Aug. 11, 2009 | 1:22 PM Evark responds:

:: has you extradited to the US to face charges ::


Aug. 12, 2009 | 12:01 AM shenaenae says:

My name is Shenaenae.

Aug. 12, 2009 | 12:16 AM Evark responds:

Or so it seems.

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