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Age/Gender: 22, Male
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Evark

Gone fishin'

Posted by Evark May. 24, 2009 @ 11:21 PM EDT

BBL.

Alright: this terse entry is uncharacteristic of me. So I'll talk a little more life update jazz. Regarding 10k: I'll get there when I feel like it.

Anyway, I'm running a painting business through Collegiate Entrepreneurs (www.cepaint.com) as a "branch manager" in the company. That means that I'm responsible for marketing to source work, sourcing and hiring a crew of painters, maintaining a crew kit with all the painting essentials (three ladders (12', 24', 32'), several brushes, buncha rags, lotsa dropclothes, etc.), and produce the work this summer. I just reached and surpassed 20 thousand dollars in sales this past week, which means I became eligible and was promoted to "profit manager".

Essentially, I don't have to paint (though I can pay myself 15 dollars an hour when I do, and save myself money over paying my painters to do the work in addition to the profit I'll collect). I just work hard at selling more work and keeping my guys employed full-time. My friend who did this last year (and is now my boss this year) made 13 thousand dollars (fully tax free) last year. I'm looking to do a larger branch than the one he ran, so I'm hoping to make out with at the very least a similar amount of money. To give you an idea: I have 23,000 sold so far. If I produce all that at average profit (20%), I'll make roughly $4,600 this summer. Only JUST beats working a regular wage job for three months (I have to pay back 1k for the crew kit as well... so it's really 3.6k)

So needless to say, I'm really busy and I work pretty hard. I have to get up early in the morning to go buy all the necessary supplies for a job from the Sherwin Williams store 20 minutes away (they open at 7AM), then I've got to get everything to the job site by 8AM so I can have my crew being working. We'll typically do a 10 hour day, during which I usually have an estimate or two scheduled. If I were more organized and better at delegating tasks, I could easily make all my money this summer without physically performing a single task, save estimates on more potential jobs.

I'm kind of proud of my efforts here. I've been up and running now for just under two weeks (one payroll), and I expect that my first paycheck will be something like 300 bucks despite not working quite as much as I should have been.

My friend would say that last year he was practically hemorrhaging money all summer long. I'm starting to know the feeling and let me tell you: this fun-size version of the corporate world is quite delicious.

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19 Comments

May. 24, 2009 | 11:53 PM groundpwndr says:

no one really cares, take your time tool.

May. 25, 2009 | 12:03 AM Evark responds:

How rude.


May. 25, 2009 | 11:51 AM Earthshine says:

*sniff* I'll miss you *sniff*

May. 29, 2009 | 9:28 AM Evark responds:

Aww. I'll bring back a souvenir.


May. 28, 2009 | 7:49 PM Jonny879 says:

lol rember chiefwhatman evark?

did you catch any fish? if so what were they?

May. 29, 2009 | 9:29 AM Evark responds:

Vaguely.

Psst: I'm not actually fishing. It's a metaphor.


May. 28, 2009 | 8:07 PM X-x-X says:

Why have you stopped posting at 9,998 posts?

xD

May. 29, 2009 | 9:30 AM Evark responds:

I actually stopped at 9999, seems liljim's thread deletion script's been busy.


May. 29, 2009 | 12:39 PM MissingNYC says:

i've never gone fishing...

May. 29, 2009 | 7:55 PM Evark responds:

No more relaxing activity in the world. Especially here in a coastal town. Get your craft out far enough, chill with your 12-pack and a buddy while you wait for fish to catch.


May. 29, 2009 | 3:40 PM Mast3rMind says:

Good luck.

May. 29, 2009 | 7:55 PM Evark responds:

Thanks.


May. 30, 2009 | 4:29 PM agustana says:

see ya later alligator.

May. 30, 2009 | 8:04 PM Evark responds:

In the Nile, crocodile.


May. 31, 2009 | 5:48 AM Sensationalism says:

You're making the fish late for things.
If you're catching and releasing that is.

May. 31, 2009 | 7:01 PM Evark responds:

Something like that.


Jun. 7, 2009 | 9:22 PM DrClay says:

I don't like sea food, I never liked eating something that could of spam "anywhere"
also
good luck on your 1,0000 post

Jun. 9, 2009 | 2:49 PM Evark responds:

I don't quite know what you're talking about... and why is it I need luck for hitting the post it button again?


Jun. 9, 2009 | 1:15 PM agustana says:

that's creepy evark.

Jun. 9, 2009 | 2:50 PM Evark responds:

What's creepy?


Jun. 19, 2009 | 12:08 AM Magical-Zorse says:

hemorrhaging money would be a cool name for a band

Jun. 19, 2009 | 3:15 PM Evark responds:

Eh... I dunno. I don't think most bands that want to be taken seriously would carry a message that either indirectly or overtly conveys that they're only in it for the money.


Jul. 2, 2009 | 9:48 PM SevenSeize says:

You're my hero.

Jul. 2, 2009 | 10:53 PM Evark responds:

: )


Jul. 2, 2009 | 10:42 PM Jamoke says:

I took a summer job as a painter once when I was in high school. My fat, learning-disabled, lazy boss paid me 5 hund/week. By the end of the summer, I pocketed around 6 grand, enough to buy my first rust-bucket car and a year's insurance. You should try the physical labor end of the spectrum and rake in some more dough.

Jul. 2, 2009 | 10:56 PM Evark responds:

Yea, if I paint (which I do actually), I'm basically paying myself 16 an hour to do so, though it really just is extra profit paid out at the end of my summer (hopefully tax-free, once I've got enough deductibles turned in).

I'm as lazy as the next guy, sure; but I've been having real labor problems. Everyone I hire seems to be some sort of dimwit dumbass who can't tell ass from elbow. I've got painters flaking out left and right, disappearing for a few days and then when I finally get a hold of them they're like "oh... yea... I'm not working for you anymore maaaaaaaaan." So then when I try to hire decent guys that actually left me with anything but a terrible taste in my mouth since the interview, they're all "sorry I found something better."

Don't even get me started on how guys'll be looking for 40 hours every week and then I have to be up their ass constantly to actually ensure they hit that. Ridiculous.


Jul. 4, 2009 | 2:36 PM deckheadtottie says:

Hey, Evark, guess what!?

Jul. 4, 2009 | 3:44 PM Evark responds:

CHICKEN BUTT!


Jul. 4, 2009 | 3:41 PM Britkid says:

Good evening.

You haven't been making any thorough, articulate points while I've been away, have you? It's addictive, I know.

Jul. 4, 2009 | 3:45 PM Evark responds:

Ha ha, how long have you been away? I think I've been mostly in "just shoot the shit" mode recently for topics. My 10kth post wasn't as special as many might've expected.


Jul. 4, 2009 | 4:39 PM Britkid says:

For a few months now. I've been generally fairly inactive all year, which I suppose is something you'd understand. That's pretty impressive as far as most posts go. There's a massive pressure to post something absolutely original and clever but it hardly ever happens. For my 10k, I posted my very own Christmas message which was largely ignored. For some reason, people have more important things to worry about on that day.

Jul. 7, 2009 | 11:19 PM Evark responds:

Ha ha, silly Christmas.


Jul. 7, 2009 | 6:50 PM KrevZabijak says:

Oh, but EVERY post you make is special, Evark! :)

Jul. 7, 2009 | 11:19 PM Evark responds:

Just a little bit... special.


Jul. 8, 2009 | 12:35 AM KrevZabijak says:

Please tell me you love Stephen Lynch as well.
If so.. you're my .. Superhero.
HA! HAHAH I MADE A FUNNY.

Jul. 8, 2009 | 4:01 AM Evark responds:

Especially Bob.


Jul. 12, 2009 | 3:00 PM SevenSeize says:

Hey, youre awesome. That is all.

Jul. 12, 2009 | 3:56 PM Evark responds:

: *

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