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So, this is blogging.

Posted by Evark Jul. 18, 2007 @ 11:14 PM EDT

Yea.

... now I know why I never got into livejournal.

Streakydesign suggested I talk about how awesome she is, so consider this sentence me doing so.

Uh... yea. Here's to making my userpage less lame and emptyish. Expressionless smily are go.

[EDIT STARTS HERE]

Say, here's a purpose for this first post. Whatd'ya guys think of my signature? It's made entirely in MSPaint, I just constructed it tonight, although every element of it was pretty much made before for some reason or another (Sigs, etc.).

Oh, I was gonna post it here, but apparently it's too wide. Forgot about that. I'll make it my banner, mebbe?

Updated: 07/19/07 2:35 AM Log in to comment! | Share this!

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29 Comments

Jul. 18, 2007 | 11:17 PM Streakydesign says:

You are by far are the coolest person i know!

lol.

Jul. 19, 2007 | 12:37 AM Evark responds:

Thank you kindly. : )

Jul. 18, 2007 | 11:46 PM SevenSeize says:

HEY YOU!!!!!!!!

I have marshmallows and you dont!!!!!!!

Jul. 19, 2007 | 12:38 AM Evark responds:

At some point in the near future, I can see myself responding to comments like this just to watch the coolness of my response being saved, dissappearing, and then reappearing without any page loads.

<3 redesign.

Huh. My last line wasn't showing up.

Updated: Jul. 19, 2007, 12:38 AM

Jul. 19, 2007 | 1:02 AM CaptainBob says:

so which Gloucester themed tee are you wearing right now

Jul. 19, 2007 | 2:37 AM Evark responds:

The one I didn't give to your mom as a souvenir.

Where's that kissing emoticon when I need it?

Jul. 19, 2007 | 1:41 AM VeryProudofYa says:

FILL ME UP, BUTTERCUP.

Please let me lick your feet.

Jul. 19, 2007 | 2:40 AM Evark responds:

Only if I can lick yours and we can play footsie after.

Jul. 19, 2007 | 2:52 AM sirevil says:

you really want me to post on the bbs? well there are a few things to do first, any quotes you want to to put in my next post?

Jul. 19, 2007 | 2:56 AM Evark responds:

Ha ha, I don't really. I just find it funny that you're still around, but haven't posted in FOREVER, just not to reach 10k.

And yes. Put in the quote "for great justice." in your post.

Jul. 19, 2007 | 5:10 PM JediKiller1 says:

THIS IS A COMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENT.

<3 <3 <3 Evark

Jul. 19, 2007 | 5:31 PM devilchrono says:

You're an asshole <3

Jul. 19, 2007 | 5:49 PM Evark responds:

ILY

... you're from Methuen and you didn't correctly identify me as a MASShole?

Updated: Jul. 19, 2007, 5:50 PM

Jul. 19, 2007 | 6:31 PM devilchrono says:

Haha oh I didn't see that you were from MA I'm sorry so we can be fellow massholes and rub dicks ^_^

Jul. 19, 2007 | 6:47 PM Evark responds:

Hey, if we like the experience enough we could even base our lifestyle off it.

We live in a great state.

Jul. 19, 2007 | 7:07 PM devilchrono says:

That's why I was shocked when I found out you weren't a FAB! Gold I mean come on every mod has gold break away and become a fab

Jul. 20, 2007 | 5:53 PM BuhddaVI says:

The New Newgrounds=Myspace for Flash Artists.

Jul. 20, 2007 | 9:23 PM BuhddaVI says:

i luff u

Jul. 21, 2007 | 1:03 AM AlexJS says:

That sig is pretty awesome for MS Paint.

Some anti-aliasing would make it so much better.

Jul. 21, 2007 | 5:34 AM Evark responds:

Dude, I do the best I can do. It's already as anti-aliased as my particular specimin of the human eye can manage. Not to mention I'm impatient. ; )

Jul. 21, 2007 | 1:18 AM NeoSoviet says:

Have I told you how much I love and hate you at the same time ?

It is breaking my heart into pieces... fleshy pieces of doom.

By the way, my cat says hi ^^

Jul. 29, 2007 | 12:10 AM Evark responds:

Sounds... awkward.

Sup, kitty?

Jul. 25, 2007 | 10:22 AM BlueHippo says:

i don't have enough characters to write a blog entry about how awesome YOU are ;)

Jul. 29, 2007 | 12:09 AM Evark responds:

I'll blog your characters, or something.

Jul. 27, 2007 | 7:16 PM SlipperyMooseCakes says:

What's goin' on Evark. I can't post on the BBS because it needs more lines and boxes. It feels like a flat over crowded Wal-Mart

Jul. 29, 2007 | 12:09 AM Evark responds:

Always low prices, always.

Jul. 29, 2007 | 12:40 AM TheSmeg says:

O Rly?

Jul. 29, 2007 | 1:22 AM Evark responds:

yarly.

Jul. 29, 2007 | 1:56 AM Ecke says:

No.

Jul. 29, 2007 | 5:34 PM Evark responds:

I believe you meant to say 'NEIN'.

Jul. 30, 2007 | 7:30 AM shadofknight says:

I have a lot of respect for you.

Jul. 30, 2007 | 12:00 PM Evark responds:

Thanks.

Jul. 31, 2007 | 10:00 PM Ecke says:

Sieg heil, über nazi mod.

Aug. 1, 2007 | 12:42 AM Evark responds:

See Kyle.

Jul. 31, 2007 | 10:42 PM Goonie says:

sup dude. Hows life treating yah?

Aug. 1, 2007 | 12:43 AM Evark responds:

Well, you?

Aug. 7, 2007 | 1:51 AM xXsharkxsayxhelloXx says:

Massachusetts is awesome. Just thought I'd say.

Aug. 14, 2007 | 4:11 PM Evark responds:

Sure is.

Aug. 10, 2007 | 6:03 PM Jake says:

Woah, that's great for MS Paint. Cool stuff, dude.

Aug. 14, 2007 | 4:11 PM Evark responds:

Thanks dude.

Aug. 13, 2007 | 11:13 AM Streakydesign says:

Paul said you broke his heart.
Way to go!

lol.

Aug. 14, 2007 | 4:12 PM Evark responds:

Damnit, I've been so busy.

Plus... lol 360. I haven't taken my laptop out of my car in days. So my internet time is fewer and farther between. By choice.

Aug. 16, 2007 | 5:57 PM Jeffaro says:

Sorry Sergeant Evark I failed at making the BBS a better place..I have now failed boot camp.

Aug. 17, 2007 | 3:28 PM Evark responds:

We don't accept applications, only commitments.

Really though? I have no idea what you're talking about.

Aug. 16, 2007 | 8:48 PM greensucksbluerules says:

Well, you still don't have a banner.

Though nether do I...

Aug. 17, 2007 | 3:29 PM Evark responds:

Do to. It's right there, underneath NG's main banner. Y'know, the smaller version of it with the ORLY? owl, AH, a quote, my name and email address, and the combination lock?

Aug. 16, 2007 | 8:54 PM greensucksbluerules says:

I mean neither.

Damn it!

Aug. 17, 2007 | 3:29 PM Evark responds:

These things have edit buttons, y'know.

Aug. 16, 2007 | 11:17 PM AlkaSeltzer says:

'The dogs are barking' if you catch my drift.

Aug. 17, 2007 | 3:34 PM Evark responds:

You can't situationally imply things online without more context. So, yes, I catch your drift, it's just nothing more than your statement's possible denotations.

Based on the fact that the obvious meaning that some dogs (with an undetermined location and number) are barking is entirely unremarkable and not worth commenting on, I can infer something else. I've frequently heard that to mean your feet hurt. Sorry to hear.

Aug. 16, 2007 | 11:20 PM AlkaSeltzer says:

'Apples are merly letters' if you catch my drift.

Aug. 17, 2007 | 3:43 PM Evark responds:

I'm not sure I understand the word "merly," except if intended to be "merely." In which case, I still don't understand what you're talking about. By using letters to form words, we're opting to use each basic letter's sound in combination with others to form familiar noise or convey an agreed upon concept to others. More complex statements require word combination to form sentences, followed by paragraphs, sections, chapters, volumes, etc. So definitionally, you're wrong.

Additionally, I don't agree with your statement.

Furthermore, stop writing this meaningless garbage here or anywhere. >: (

Aug. 18, 2007 | 9:06 PM Papo says:

Lol get a haircut plz.

Aug. 18, 2007 | 10:26 PM Evark responds:

What are you kidding? That picture's almost two months old and I still haven't had it cut.