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Evark

Age/Gender: 21, Male
Location: Gloucester, MA
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Evark

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Posted by Evark Mar. 27, 2008 @ 10:46 AM EDT

This French Roast coffee is delicious.

MTL meet was awesome.

I am the best ever.

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43 Comments

Mar. 27, 2008 | 11:09 AM Adio-Element says:

French roast does pwn.

Mar. 27, 2008 | 11:38 AM Evark responds:

Indeed.

Mar. 27, 2008 | 11:14 AM SevenSeize says:

French Roast coffee is the freaking best. It's all I buy, and you can get it anywhere down here since half the folks are Cajun French.

I heard the meet went well, glad you guys had fun.

Yes, you are the best ever.

Mar. 27, 2008 | 11:42 AM Evark responds:

Yea, that stuff's delicious. Straight black for me. I drink it all the time when I'm home because my dad and mom are coffee lovers. My mom keeps a big jar full of some sort of Starbucks medium roast and my dad a huge jar of the strongest French Roast he can get. 'Round school though, it's difficult to get my hands on it. Only one Dining Common usually has it and it's actually got coffee in there about one out of every five attempts. So I'm usually settling for the borderline crap they toss in the huge coffee cauldrons.

I forget, are you coming to Philly this year? If I'm allowed to have an opinion, it's: yes you should.

Mar. 27, 2008 | 11:15 AM FUCK-OFF says:

You look like the afro guy from http://youtube.com/watch?v=ZsBfPhtSWl 8

Mar. 27, 2008 | 11:43 AM Evark responds:

My picture's pretty old, and I confess that I have a pretty big adversion to ever visiting youtube. Basically, whenever anyone links me there, I just don't click the link, and if I can't have a conversation without having to watch whatever it was they were trying to show me, then the conversation doesn't happen.

Mar. 27, 2008 | 11:48 AM RKThrilla says:

may i partake in some of your delishious coffee?

Mar. 27, 2008 | 11:51 AM Evark responds:

No. Firstly: I drank it all. Secondly: I don't know you.

Yes. Firstly: you may vicariously enjoy it through my description of it's deliciousness. I drank it black out of a Dining Common paper cup. I drank it at the very desk I'm resting the laptop I'm using to respond to your comment on, and I enjoyed the first 4/5ths hot and the last 1/5 cold as a result of taking my time with it. Secondly: go buy some and enjoy. I recommend it.

Mar. 27, 2008 | 12:20 PM RKThrilla says:

Were may I "buy" this coffee...i will indeed give you some musty shoes if you give me directions to the coffee..

thanks in advance

RKthrilla

Mar. 27, 2008 | 12:22 PM Evark responds:

Any place that sells coffee. Dunkin Donuts, Starbucks, local supermarket, a local cafe. Anywhere, really.

Mar. 27, 2008 | 4:52 PM Eggys says:

I AM MORE BEST THAN YOU ARE.

Mar. 27, 2008 | 5:03 PM Evark responds:

The only thing you're best at is coming in a close second, at best.

Mar. 27, 2008 | 6:17 PM FUCK-OFF says:

Or in other words you couldn't be fucked to watch the damn video.

Mar. 27, 2008 | 8:37 PM Evark responds:

Pretty much. Don't take it personally though. Unless someone else is on the computer and they load it up and make me watch it I'm not going to.

Mar. 27, 2008 | 10:25 PM FUCK-OFF says:

:*(

Mar. 28, 2008 | 10:35 AM Evark responds:

Ha ha. Well, if you're gonna cry about it: fuck you and your fucking video.
>: (

Updated: Mar. 28, 2008, 10:35 AM
Mar. 28, 2008 | 12:28 PM kidray76 says:

lmao @ ^^^^^^

Mar. 28, 2008 | 5:00 PM FBIpolux says:

FOUND YOUR SHOES YET :D

<3

Mar. 28, 2008 | 8:30 PM Evark responds:

NO THANKS TO YOU BASTARDS.

Well, ok, I have to thank whoever found the one in the bathroom.

Mar. 28, 2008 | 5:13 PM FUCK-OFF says:

Why so angry? Forgot to comb your afro this morning?

Mar. 28, 2008 | 8:31 PM Evark responds:

I'm not angry. Just not sympathetic.

<3

PS: I cut my afro months ago. : (

Updated: Mar. 28, 2008, 8:31 PM
Mar. 28, 2008 | 5:14 PM Murad136 says:

Did you go to uni? Or at you at uni? (no sucking up or anything) but your freakin smart.

Mar. 28, 2008 | 8:33 PM Evark responds:

Yes, I do attend university. I'm a sophomore at UMass Amherst. And I'm not that successful in terms of academia. Though I'm flattered I impress you.

Mar. 28, 2008 | 5:14 PM Murad136 says:

*are you at uni.

I meant to say do you go to Cambridge or something.

Mar. 28, 2008 | 8:33 PM Evark responds:

Ha ha, no, but I live near Cambridge. : b

Mar. 28, 2008 | 5:16 PM Murad136 says:

*not

Mar. 28, 2008 | 8:34 PM Evark responds:

oooburn. : (

Mar. 28, 2008 | 5:17 PM Murad136 says:

(sigh) *ment

Mar. 28, 2008 | 8:34 PM Evark responds:

I'm just confused now.

Mar. 28, 2008 | 7:36 PM SlipperyMooseCakes says:

My mom said I'm allowed to pet you.

Mar. 28, 2008 | 8:35 PM Evark responds:

My mom said anyone with breasts like yours at your size has implants.

True story.

Mar. 29, 2008 | 4:50 AM SlipperyMooseCakes says:

>=(

These are naturally grown thank you.

Mar. 29, 2008 | 11:42 AM Evark responds:

Somewhat related: I always hear Curt Kobain saying "mammories" instead of "memories" in that Nirvana song.

Mar. 30, 2008 | 12:59 PM ProjeX says:

afro.

Mar. 30, 2008 | 1:02 PM Evark responds:

I can make inane observations, too.

Mar. 30, 2008 | 4:23 PM FUCK-OFF says:

Post a new picture then, for me?

<3

Mar. 30, 2008 | 5:06 PM Evark responds:

When I get around to it (ie: not for a while).

Mar. 31, 2008 | 5:11 AM killerjeff says:

Remember the hair-dryer I loaned you? I need it back.

Apr. 5, 2008 | 12:59 AM Evark responds:

I'm lost. When did we physically establish contact?

Mar. 31, 2008 | 7:31 PM Piss says:

That is a rather silly face.

Apr. 5, 2008 | 12:59 AM Evark responds:

Your mother was chuckling as well.

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Apr. 5, 2008 | 12:59 AM Evark responds:

Ouch.

Apr. 2, 2008 | 1:14 PM Azutom says:

I like milk.

Also, I am the best ever. =D

Apr. 5, 2008 | 1:01 AM Evark responds:

One of your statements 100% contradicts the ideas put forth in my news post. Not to mention, you contradict SevenSeize's appraisal of the situation. So either you're right over two very intelligent naysayers, or you're wrong.

Apr. 2, 2008 | 9:35 PM Corky52 says:

I have a comment competition on my user page.

Apr. 5, 2008 | 1:01 AM Evark responds:

Corky52 has been forever banned from curiosity when it comes to wondering what a user's page is like. ie: I'll never visit your userpage. Ever.

Apr. 4, 2008 | 9:25 PM MinusNick says:

Eh, I'm not much of a coffee person, so I probably wouldn't like it. But I'll try it next time I go to DD.

Apr. 5, 2008 | 1:02 AM Evark responds:

Why would you try something if you're convinced you wouldn't like it. It seems to me that you'd be predisposed to accuracy when it comes to personal tastes. Try it only with an open mind, or not at all.

Apr. 4, 2008 | 9:26 PM PlusNick says:

Yeah! I love coffee! I've got to try that stuff next time I go to DD!

Apr. 5, 2008 | 1:03 AM Evark responds:

Ok, but if you're trusting Dunkin Donuts to be the be all-end all of coffee's flavor, you're misplacing your trust.

Apr. 8, 2008 | 12:05 AM JadeTheAssassin says:

French roast/dark roast is the best roast, imo. :)

Apr. 8, 2008 | 12:16 AM Evark responds:

Werd. Straight black, as deliciously caffeinated as you can make it, please.

Apr. 9, 2008 | 1:45 PM lazyyMitch says:

I went to Paris recently, every mug of coffee was liquid sex.

Apr. 11, 2008 | 1:29 PM Evark responds:

So, like... semen and vag juices? Sounds disgusting.

Apr. 9, 2008 | 7:40 PM DP36 says:

No. You may be a mod but you still have not technically given any content so......... Your not the best ever. If krinkels was a mod with a afro he would be the best ever.

Apr. 11, 2008 | 1:30 PM Evark responds:

Ha ha ha. I'm the best EVER. This website is a minute aspect of my bestness.

Apr. 10, 2008 | 12:21 PM EyeLovePoozy says:

Let your 'fro grow back out, you cross eyed bastard.

Apr. 11, 2008 | 1:32 PM Evark responds:

Have been. Once I get it back to proper 'fro length I'm gonna try to keep it there for a while. The problem was that I let it grow too much so my hair just kinda looked terrible and far too long.

RE: cross-eyed: I hope your crane collapses. >: (

Apr. 11, 2008 | 1:35 PM lazyyMitch says:

Uh... maybe... I couldn't read the menu's anyway.

Apr. 11, 2008 | 1:53 PM Evark responds:

If you're ever in Mexico, I recommend a drink they call "horchata."

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orch ata

Apr. 13, 2008 | 4:21 PM Mizar says:

The best "evar" you say?

Apr. 13, 2008 | 6:02 PM Evark responds:

Sure.

Apr. 14, 2008 | 5:03 PM MinusNick says:

I'm leaving another comment on your page, k?

Apr. 14, 2008 | 6:54 PM Evark responds:

Sure thing.

Apr. 14, 2008 | 7:05 PM DP36 says:

But you still don't know how to make flash(?) but nobodies perfect.

Apr. 14, 2008 | 7:23 PM Evark responds:

I know how to make flash, I've just never completed and submitted one. And I don't have to be perfect, either. Just closest to it out of everyone. Which I am.

Apr. 15, 2008 | 4:24 PM Eggys says:

Are you gonna get to the East-Coast meet-up? I wish I could make it, but I can't.

Apr. 15, 2008 | 6:29 PM Evark responds:

No, I'm not. I could make it if I were determined, but I don't want to spend money chilling out with a bunch of people younger than me that can't drink who've been regulars on the forums for a far shorter period than me. I went to MTL meet because everyone there was of age, and the vast majority had been regulars on the forum as early as '04 since when I started posting here.

Not only that, but as a 21+er you guys'd expect me to buy alcohol for you all, and I don't particularly want to be responsible for that. Not to mention I hate NYC. If it were in Boston I'd consider making a cameo for a day, but otherwise there's no chance.

Apr. 15, 2008 | 5:56 PM sharingankakashi13 says:

Your hair is awesome.

I demand you sell it on ebay.

Apr. 15, 2008 | 6:30 PM Evark responds:

Thanks. Unfortunately, I cut it a few months ago. I've been steadily regrowing it ever since but it'll take several months more before it can regain its former glory. And that might not last because I'm going to have to get a decent job this summer which might require me NOT looking like a university hippie. : (

Apr. 16, 2008 | 12:19 PM Sawdust says:

You scare me. Those eyes look like the eyes of a cold blooded killer.

Apr. 16, 2008 | 1:22 PM Evark responds:

I'm outside.

Apr. 16, 2008 | 3:56 PM FUCK-OFF says:

You locked the thread. Anyway, all I wanted to say was THANKS BABE.

Apr. 17, 2008 | 8:18 AM Gergaloth says:

Coffee makes me vomit o_o

Apr. 18, 2008 | 4:53 PM Scribledude says:

You are a crazy fro wearin kid!

Apr. 25, 2008 | 4:53 PM VespeneGas says:

no more overused internet memes, guys!!
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Apr. 25, 2008 | 4:54 PM VespeneGas says:

stupid skinny news post.

Apr. 26, 2008 | 1:05 PM TropicalParadise says:

one more day and it will be a month that i have been looking at this.

it makes repetitive stalking futile.

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